One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other One

1. Id do them BOTH! Yum Yum!!

Posted at 6:12PM on Jul 7th 2008 by shut up and DO me.....

2. Madonna has beautiful eyes.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jul 7th 2008 by tracey

3. Who is the other chick??

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 7th 2008 by lydia

4. Nice try Madonna spin team. The whole world knows what Madonna looks like, and it's not your average bottle blonde. Madonna has 24 tons of botox for one thing, that this girl doesn't have.

Posted at 6:33PM on Jul 7th 2008 by opi

5. Madonna is hardly haggard. Isn't that calling the kettle black harvey?

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Anonoymous

6. With options like these......who cares what Mrs. A-Rod has to say.....

Posted at 6:32PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Pick a winner!

7. Ok now TMZ. The world loves it some juicy TMZ but come on.. Madonna should not be compared with this chick! Madonna is forever beautiful and a true american success story. She is the iconic bombshell of our era

Peace out!

xoxoo to Madonna

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Madonna is a true american beauty!

8. EVERYONE INCLUDING CYNTHIA KNOWS THAT AROD IS ABIG FAT CHEATER..........

Posted at 6:41PM on Jul 7th 2008 by me

9. like all my god how many time im going tosee this ya she got your man go madona i thnk shes ti old for some she to be 50 she shold be a granny by now

Posted at 6:43PM on Jul 7th 2008 by jpstar13

10. OMG! it's Jocelyn! Nice girl. She used to live and dance here in Vegas.

Posted at 6:47PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Vegas girl

11. the other girl looks like a tranny, I seen that episode on trya today.... These men are starting to look more and morel like women everyday.. I think its a man......While the other comments talk about doing them both you need to check the other one for an adams apple :D

Posted at 7:35PM on Jul 7th 2008 by christy

12. haggard? any of us should look that good at that age...you must be blind to call either of them haggard. And what kind of moron expects an MLB player to be able to be faithful in a marriage?!

Posted at 7:03PM on Jul 7th 2008 by orangina

13. Of course the Madonna photo is "blurred" so you can't see the interstate highway system of wrinkles and cracks in her face.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 7th 2008 by don't care

14. A few hundred thousand in plastic surgery and that's what Madoona got? Ugh.

Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Kay

15. Why call these two haggard? Just because they're not 22. You too will get old, and hopefully you can afford botox or else you will be haggard tmz. Or is it the Queen of tmz that calls women haggard and the catty women of tmz just go along because they're sheep? Anywho, Madonna's got millions haggard or not.

Posted at 7:44PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Not Haggard Never will be