Sisqo can't even get arrested these days ... and have anyone take notice.
Turns out the Thongster -- whose real name is Mark Althavan Andrews -- got popped for DUI back in December. No one was hurt -- but at least he was wearing his seat belt, according to court records. He was sentenced to probation and $1700 in fines.
A caller to Mix 106.5 in Baltimore blew the whistle on Sisqo this morning.