John Mayer has officially cauc-blocked himself from singing with one of his favorite bands -- as in he thinks he's too Caucasian to get down with The Roots!
Moments later, his dance moves reinforced his point.
1. Never 1st.
Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 8th 2008 by LOVETMZTHEBEST
2. I hate to sound rude but who writes some of these captions/summaries/etc? They barely ever make sense. They are painful to try to read/decipher sometimes. this one in particular isn't awful but sometimes they are just like "WHAT?". Just sayin'. Still love you guys. LOL
Posted at 6:28PM on Jul 8th 2008 by cloe
3. He is such a funny guy!
Posted at 6:32PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Rachael
4. rap and hip hop sucks A**!
Posted at 8:16PM on Jul 8th 2008 by deg65
5. Nope...I decided, he is way too cool to be with Jen long term...he needs a woman who opens him up to new worlds, not merely one who fans herself over his world! But hey, OK! Magazine has them all in love, getting married and having a baby already, so what do I know!!
Posted at 9:43PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Your Ad Here!
6. he's so funny.... I love him... and the way he dances
Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 8th 2008 by jp
7. #7 - Sarah, I couldn't have said it any better! You must be an anthropology major. If not, you should be!
Posted at 6:40AM on Jul 9th 2008 by hitman
8. HEY MR. FAIRFIELD.....DAVE MATTHEWS CALLED AND HE WANTS HIS ACT BACK.
POSSIBLY THE SINGLE MOST UNORIGINAL ACT EVER. THANKS FOR KEEPING THE WALGREENS OFF OF STRATFIELD RD. THOUGH BUT YOUR JUST SUCKS. I MEAN BORING, LAME, YAWN CITY. BUT YOU DO GET THE GIRLS WHICH IS COOL IT'S JUST TOO BAD YOUR MUSIC SUCKS. AT THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO PLAY ROCK MUSIC BUT INSTEAD YOU JUST COPIED DMB AND PEOPLE BOUGHT. GOOD FOR YOU. THANKS AGAIN FOR THE WALGREENS THING.
Posted at 9:34AM on Jul 9th 2008 by paulie
9. John, You are so damn GOOD-LOOKING and talented....Yes, you can sing like roots. just be like the KING ELVIS PRESLEY and set the stage....Elvis was good-looking and talented, just like you, and he was different like no other, you can be too....
Posted at 10:20AM on Jul 9th 2008 by Lenn K.
10. SARAH, SARAH, SARAH.....PLEASE HELP ME....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...IF ONE SET OF MY GRANDPARENTS ARE FROM IRELAND (OFF THE BOAT) AND ONE SET OF GRANDPARENTS ARE BELGIAN (OFF THE BOAT) DOES THAT MAKE ME WHITE OR BLACK? I AM WICKED CONFUSED BY YOUR DIATRIBE. PLEASE HELP ME. I THOUGHT I WAS WHITE BUT WITH THE EXAMPLE ABOVE CAN YOU EXPLAIN AND HELP ME? I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS HALF MICK IRISH AND HALF STELLA BELGIAN (FLEMISH NOT FRENCH THANK YOU). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT HALF BLACK. OH MAN I AM SCARED.....
Posted at 11:23AM on Jul 9th 2008 by paulie
11. oh Sarah (and what kind of name is Sarah? Black?) mee tooo... am I black or white? My Mama's folks, folks, folks...
hail from Norway. My Pop's folks and their folks and so on hail from
Lithuania and Poland respectively, besides being a mutt of first rate
folk does this make me a bi racial jewish white girl? I did notice a
bit of pink in my cheeks the other day when I imagined John Mayer
naked.
Posted at 11:37AM on Jul 9th 2008 by ellamay
12. all civilization started in Africa...
Posted at 1:23PM on Jul 9th 2008 by cb
13. John Mayer performed with the drummer from The Roots on Dave Chapelle's show on Comedy Central (want to say 2nd season; episode where Dave Chapelle goes around and plays different kinds of music to different cultures to gain their reactions and prove what cultures like what music) - HILARIOUS. I don't think John has anything to worry about - he's a super talented guy with a good sense of humor - lighten up people!
Posted at 1:34PM on Jul 9th 2008 by Mayer's a fibber
14. for a white boy he's got soul, and rhythm, he's got moves, he can dance, I've seen him dance on his cruise ship, i love his music, he some times hangs with the brothers and he fits right in. that's how i started to notice him and his music. he's great.
Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 9th 2008 by jon jon
15. and what exactly is the point to your diatribe Sarah...except to announce to the entire world that you are a complete and utter RACSICT! Please, post your picture so we can see the face of hatred and stop hiding your hateful self behind a computer keyboard!! I myself am so white that i am transparent and I sure wish I had something else in me cuz growing up in Southern California as a teenager and NOT being able to get a tan really sucks the big one!! How great it would be to have darker skin that you never had to worry about whether you are tan enough to wear a bathing suit, shorts or a skirt!! Fashion was made for tan skin tones...not for us whiteys!! And yes, we all come from Africa!! So we are all BLACK...only some of us lost our pigmentation...and that sucks.
Posted at 9:24PM on Jul 9th 2008 by Your Ad Here!
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