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7/10/2008 5:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.

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Ted:  1312 days ago

She looks hotter than pam.

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Cool:  1312 days ago

You go girl!! I love red meat myself!! Pam should concentrate on being a mom and NOT a slut!

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HOLY ISH:  1312 days ago

F*** PAM ANDERSON!!!!! SHE IS THE WHORE!!!! CAN SHE EVEN SPELL HEPATITUS???

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rosie:  1312 days ago

Who in the hell really cares about either Jessica or Pam? Neither of them have any talent whatsoever and both of them are dumber than a rock. They both need to just go away.

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huckbilly:  1312 days ago

So classy...


I have a big fat sausage myself maybe someone is interested (in fact not so big and so fat, but i've one, just sayin').

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Robin:  1312 days ago

So, Jessica says she "likes a little meat in her mouth". Gee, that doesn't speak to highly of Tony Romo..........

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Peep:  1312 days ago

I'd like to see Jessica kill, clean and cook her own pig. Yeah, she might not be a whore, but she sure is a bitch.

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Dawn Day:  1312 days ago

Pammy is soooooo jealous of Jessica. It's hysterical.

#1 - Jessica has naturally large boobs which also look much better than Pam's overinflated bowling balls.
#2 - Jessica is actually pretty. Can't say that about Pam at all.
#3 - Jessica has a wholesome reputation. Well...need I even explain that?!
#4 - Jessica can sing. Pam can howl when she's getting banged.
#5 - Jessica squeaky clean image. Pam = STD's
#6 - Jessica is 20 something. Pam is 40 something.
And the list goes on....

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MiMI:  1312 days ago

Jessica doesnt have to explain anything to that white trash tramp

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Black Teef:  1312 days ago

Jesus Christ...she has the biggest firmest sweetest juiciest natural t!tties.

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susan:  1312 days ago

I love the way Jessica is walking around now wearing a cowboy hat trying to pretend she's so country. So when her country album fails I wonder if she'll suddenly be all about broadway and how thats what she was meant to do, She sounded horrible on the View singing. Girl has lost her voice.

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Jodi:  1312 days ago

I agree with you Dawn Day!!! Pam is just jealous of Jessica!! To add to your list - there's the rumor that Jessica has an 160 IQ - bet Pam doesn't have HALF of that!! She's so nasty! She needs to leave Jessica alone before she looks like a fool. Oh wait - she's already done that over and over and over.

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my, my, what truth dacoits you are:  1312 days ago

Susan,
Maybe you haven't heard, but she's from TEXAS, where they wear cowboy hats. Talk about your chicken of the sea...

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Jodi:  1312 days ago

Susan - Jessica has wanted to do a Country album since before The Newlyweds. Her agent and label wouldn't "allow" it. She's always wanted to do country - she's a Texan for goodness sake!

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annoyed:  1312 days ago

Why are all the headlines here laced with trashy sexual innuendo? Yesterday you had a headline about Colin Farrell that implied he likes anal sex, and it was actually about his car rear-ending another car. Very trashy.


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