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Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!

7/10/2008 5:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.

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Ted    

She looks hotter than pam.

2192 days ago
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Cool    

You go girl!! I love red meat myself!! Pam should concentrate on being a mom and NOT a slut!

2192 days ago
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HOLY ISH    

F*** PAM ANDERSON!!!!! SHE IS THE WHORE!!!! CAN SHE EVEN SPELL HEPATITUS???

2192 days ago
4.

rosie    

Who in the hell really cares about either Jessica or Pam? Neither of them have any talent whatsoever and both of them are dumber than a rock. They both need to just go away.

2192 days ago
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huckbilly    

So classy...


I have a big fat sausage myself maybe someone is interested (in fact not so big and so fat, but i've one, just sayin').

2192 days ago
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Robin    

So, Jessica says she "likes a little meat in her mouth". Gee, that doesn't speak to highly of Tony Romo..........

2192 days ago
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Peep    

I'd like to see Jessica kill, clean and cook her own pig. Yeah, she might not be a whore, but she sure is a bitch.

2192 days ago
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Dawn Day    

Pammy is soooooo jealous of Jessica. It's hysterical.

#1 - Jessica has naturally large boobs which also look much better than Pam's overinflated bowling balls.
#2 - Jessica is actually pretty. Can't say that about Pam at all.
#3 - Jessica has a wholesome reputation. Well...need I even explain that?!
#4 - Jessica can sing. Pam can howl when she's getting banged.
#5 - Jessica squeaky clean image. Pam = STD's
#6 - Jessica is 20 something. Pam is 40 something.
And the list goes on....

2192 days ago
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MiMI    

Jessica doesnt have to explain anything to that white trash tramp

2192 days ago
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Black Teef    

Jesus Christ...she has the biggest firmest sweetest juiciest natural t!tties.

2192 days ago
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susan    

I love the way Jessica is walking around now wearing a cowboy hat trying to pretend she's so country. So when her country album fails I wonder if she'll suddenly be all about broadway and how thats what she was meant to do, She sounded horrible on the View singing. Girl has lost her voice.

2192 days ago
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Jodi    

I agree with you Dawn Day!!! Pam is just jealous of Jessica!! To add to your list - there's the rumor that Jessica has an 160 IQ - bet Pam doesn't have HALF of that!! She's so nasty! She needs to leave Jessica alone before she looks like a fool. Oh wait - she's already done that over and over and over.

2192 days ago
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my, my, what truth dacoits you are    

Susan,
Maybe you haven't heard, but she's from TEXAS, where they wear cowboy hats. Talk about your chicken of the sea...

2192 days ago
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Jodi    

Susan - Jessica has wanted to do a Country album since before The Newlyweds. Her agent and label wouldn't "allow" it. She's always wanted to do country - she's a Texan for goodness sake!

2192 days ago
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annoyed    

Why are all the headlines here laced with trashy sexual innuendo? Yesterday you had a headline about Colin Farrell that implied he likes anal sex, and it was actually about his car rear-ending another car. Very trashy.


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