Born – July 10, 1980
Abilene, Texas, U.S.

Singer, Actress, Designer, Indian

Signed by Tommy Mottola to Columbia Records when she was 16, had her first album go double platinum, became a teen superstar without having to be on the “Mickey Mouse Club.”

Married Nick Lachey, starred in "Newlyweds, Nick and Jessica," asked if Chicken of the Sea Tuna was chicken or tuna.

Got divorced from Nich Lachey, dated John Mayer, earned the nickname "Sexual Napalm" (insert multiple explosions here).

Dated Tony Romo, was accused of cursing the Cowboys, earned the nickname "Yoko Romo."

Starred in the “Dukes of Hazzard” movie, where she very convincingly played a super hot country bumpkin in tight jean shorts.

Appeared in more movies, all of which made the “Dukes of Hazzard” movie look like “Godfather 2.” One of them co-starred Dane Cook. That pretty much says it all.

Gave birth to a daughter in 2012 after what seemed like a 47 month pregnancy. Perfect timing because she's been known to wear mom jeans and now it's totally legit.

Has been accused of being dumb, but has her own line of clothing, hair and beauty products that's projected to break a billion dollars in sales annually. Take THAT, Nobel award-winning scientists! Anyone wearing jeans with YOUR name on them?? No, didn't think so.

Jessica Simpson's Foot Swells Like a Balloon During Pregnancy, 'Help!'

Jessica Simpson Calls Out Natalie Portman for Comments on Simpson's Virgin Bikini Pic

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Floating Around the Bahamas

Chrissy Metz says No Way Jessica Simpson's Hating on Mandy Moore

Jessica Simpson Stumbles Out of Hubby's Birthday Dinner

Jessica Simpson's Ass Kisses 36 Goodbye

Skip Bayless -- Jessica Simpson Damaged Tony Romo ... 'Tumultuous Relationship'

Jessica Simpson -- Barely Holding it Together (VIDEO)

John Schneider -- Jessica Simpson Ain't Got Nothing On Real Daisy Duke (VIDEO)

Jessica Simpson -- DDaisy DDukes DDown in Mexico (PHOTOS)

Jessica Simpson's Daughter -- Strikes a Runway Ready Pose

Christina Aguilera & Jessica Simpson -- Party Like It's 1999!! (PHOTOS & VIDEO)