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16. Envy is a sin. Think they give a crap what you people think? I think NOT. They're laughing all the way to the bank while you little biatches struggle to put gas in your tank!

Posted at 6:43PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by ohreallyfool?

17. I don't say this to be cruel at all, but Mary Kate looks like she could be Ashley's mom. That's not a good thing, ya think?

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Sasha

18. This is called "becareful what you wish for. It just may come true". The Olsen parents undoubtably made alot of money for themselves and their daughters putting them before the cameras at such a young age. What is worse, they kept them working. Now the girls may be billionaires but they are the unhappiest looking women ever. Their parents wished to make them stars and they did it. Has it been worth it? Financially it has been but at what cost otherwise? They have had no life other than working. From 9 months old until adulthood. Is it any wonder they are a mess?

Posted at 7:46PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by completely disgusted

19. The one on the left needs her eyebrows waxed and the other one needs a hairbrush...It was cute when they were little and did all of their short films, then it got really lame when they came out with their bigger movies and their own clothing line...These girls just need to disappear like so many child stars do....

Posted at 9:11PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Katie

20. Looking at the pictures you can tell just how much plastic surgery they have had done. Eye shape does NOT change that drastically, look at their noses, chin and cheek structure - again change that is not natural. And of course the very plumped up lips. It's too bad that they way they were brought has made it so that they don't have a sense of self or actually seem to likes themselves. If they did they would not have had the need to change their appearance so drastically.

Posted at 7:39AM on Jul 23rd 2008 by just me

21. two little troll dolls, they should be on a charm bracelet.

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by maryandashleykateareboringus

22. Nothing more than trained monkeys.....With a bazillion bucks!

Posted at 5:33AM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Observant

23. Didn't Meg Ryan try that ratty hair, spacey smile look a few years back? It didn't look good on Meg either.

Posted at 1:53AM on Jul 24th 2008 by Josey

24. i think they are just cute little cupcakes. i just want to brush theyre hair.
ps im theyre mother.

my names choncha

Posted at 6:33PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by chonchita

25. Oh god I can't believe I know this, Mary kate is the f-d up one. She is on major drugs.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jul 24th 2008 by WHY ME?

26. Call them all the names you want...they turned a short time on a sitcom starting as literally BABIES, into a billion dollar EMPIRE!! They are so beyond the Paris, Nicole, Heidi, LC, Audrina, Kim K, Lindsey, and even Britney scene that they could literally take over a studio if they wanted to! These two "trolls" have so much power in Hollywood it is unfriggin believable! All child stars should hope to emulate the Olsen twins rather than anyone else! No child star has ever done it better than these two have! And they are still in their early twenties!!! They have a whole lifetime still to amass an even larger fortune! I bet they end up OWNING DISNEY by the end of their lifetime!!! Call them all the ugly names you want to, they are laughing all the way to the bank...and they can make or break your favorite tween's career!!

Posted at 11:38PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Make It Right!!

27. If Mary-Kate so desires, Spencer will be a forgotten guy by this time next year!! Yes, she has that kind of power. She has reserved booths at all the trendiest clubs and no one is allowed o sit in them, even if she is not there! That is how powerful she is in Hollywood. If you're a Spencer and Heidi fan? Say bye-bye to them. If she is the least bit bothered by that gnat of a man, he will simply disappear from every and all publications.

Posted at 11:41PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Make It Right!!

28. And how have their lives become train wrecks? Where does it report anywhere that they have been into drugs, had sex tapes released, had sexually suggestive photos released, DUI's, anything? I have heard of no scandals. I have heard of no problems with them personally. Other than Mary-Kate constantly getting her heart broken by dating greek shipping heirs who are then stolen away by Paris Hilton. But that is being a teen. Other than how they look, what have their problems been? Seriously!! Some of you made accusations that they have had a screwed up childhood but there is absolutelty no evidence that supports those claims! Ashley is the sleeker haired one, more traditional looking and likes to be at an office working every day. Mary-Kate is the frizzy-haired, hippy dressing one who likes to hang at all the Clubs at her own private table and work the other guests for acting jobs and for career moves. But they are not known for being sl*ts either. I just saw a foto of one of the "hills" stars wearing one of their dresses from their clothing line! Scandals do not apply here, neither does parental abuse or neglect or being ripped off by greedy folks. Face it, they are a success story!

Posted at 11:54PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Make It Right!!

29. # 3 when kids are spoiled like they were as kids and given the fact they had everything handled to them on a silver platter it is not shocking they gree up as train wrecks. What a disaster.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 24th 2008 by scotte

30. que linda la profesora del lado izquerdo de la foto ella de llama Laura Cabezon Recibe un saludo de Chile de tu prima Virginia Baraona

Posted at 9:58PM on Jul 26th 2008 by virginia baraona