House Staff Represents for Lunch Lady

A giant boycott is scheduled to go down next Tuesday in Washington, D.C. Rising gas prices? Nope. Iraq war? Nah. A woman named Little Doris? Ding, ding.

Turns out Doris is a beloved member of the cafeteria staff at the Longworth House Office Building. According to an email circulating among House staffers, Doris was suspended without pay for being $9 short on her register. The government loses billions all the time and she's being jacked up for losing $9!

So the staffers are looking to boycott all the cafeterias run by Restaurant Associates to show their support for Doris.

Now about those taxes ...



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1. Are you kidding me? Those people have no shame. I know they have rules so why not just let me pay it back on her next check? If the woman was going to steal she would have stolen a lot more than that

Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 24th 2008 by SuzieQ

2. I support Doris. This is ridiculous

Posted at 7:54PM on Jul 24th 2008 by (amber dawn)

3. image they spend a 100.000 on a tolet , pleezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesombody stop them

Posted at 8:21PM on Jul 24th 2008 by tami

4. Reminds me of all the government loans I have taken out.
Until and only IF they can find me a good paying job or I
somehow find one in this rotten economy then they won't
get a thin dime back from me. They can afford it!

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 24th 2008 by That Guy

5. This is just stupid. I think we should start a fund for her!

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Holy freakin crap

6. I hope they do it and the boycott works. Reading things like this restores my faith in people. I would boycott too if I lived in DC,

Posted at 8:54PM on Jul 24th 2008 by kccody

7. I think its amazing if everyone keeps their word!! SORRY this happened to you, Doris! STICK TO THE MAN! :)

Posted at 8:03PM on Jul 24th 2008 by **its me**

8. Anyone who believes this story on the face of it is so stupid they should work for the government. They probably
believed Al Gore about the school that did not have enough money to buy chairs so a student was required to stand.
Clearly she was NOT fired for being short $9.00.

Posted at 9:22PM on Jul 25th 2008 by kate in nw

9. Anyone who believes this story on the face of it is so stupid they should work for the government. They probably
believed Al Gore about the school that did not have enough money to buy chairs so a student was required to stand.
Clearly she was NOT fired for being short $9.00.

Posted at 4:22PM on Jul 25th 2008 by kate in nw

10. Hair nets are expensive.

Gotta love the Senate Bean Soup.

Go Doris!

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 24th 2008 by chicken stripper

11. I would like to find out the NARROW MINDED PIN HEAD that suspended Doris.

Posted at 8:14PM on Jul 24th 2008 by RS

12. What they're probably not telling us is that she's been short before and this is not her first time hence why they're are suspending her.

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 24th 2008 by Who Cares

13. For one time TMZ GO TOTAL national with this. LETS SUPPORT HER CAUSE!!!

Posted at 6:48AM on Jul 25th 2008 by CLN N SBR

14. It's like that in all business, especially out here, passing the buck. The regular working man is alway's doomed, cause they blame y ou for everything, I have a boss who tell's you one thing then they say "I didn't say that", it's crazyyyyy.

Posted at 8:51PM on Jul 24th 2008 by The Work Place Sucks!

15. WE HAVE POLITICIANS THAT WRITE BAD CHECKS AND TAKE OUR MONEY LIKE CRAZY, THE REAL CROOKS, BUT YET THEY ARE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A MEESLEY 9 DOLLARS. OUR WORLD IS GOING INSANE.

Posted at 8:54PM on Jul 24th 2008 by BOYCOTT POLITICIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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