Lunch Lady Brings Down the House!

TMZ has obtained top-secret surveillance photos taken today from inside the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria shot by stealth staffers in the House of Representatives of these United States. The pics show the triumphant return of Doris the cash register lady, who was suspended after coming up $9 short.
Launch photos
No TMZ operatives were captured while acquiring these pics.

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1. Wha da!! Am I on TMZ.com??? I'm so lost right now....maybe I should drink more coffee.....I'll be riiiight back....

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 25th 2008 by JessBcuz

2. what the heck is this

Posted at 3:05PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

3. CLEARLY, #s 1 and 2 do not read the news. HINT: There is more news than TMZ. But, anyway, I did hear the story on the "other" NEWS today about this poor woman who was suspended for such chump change when we spend MILLIONS on who knows what! THANK YOU TMZ for sharing a human interest story. If only the tools who tune in knew about the outside world.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 25th 2008 by leafmealone

4. Yeah, read something NOT involving Lindsy Lohan, for once.

Yay for Lunchlady Doris! I hope she gets to retire there when she feels like it.

IN the meantime, who the hell took those pictures? Mr Magoo?

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 25th 2008 by timpundit

5. Maybe she wont steal anymore...damn thiefs i swear

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 25th 2008 by LMAO

6. Ah, the power of the media!!!

This time the media worked for Doris.....she was DEFINATELY treated unfairly so thanks to all that reported on this story INCLUDING YOU TMZ!!!

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Ms Dolo D

7. There's OTHER news??? Hadnt realized that since I love goin to TMZ to read GOSSIP. Hhhmmm who knew. Eh well....thanks for the heads up Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather!!!

:P

Happy Friday Yeeeeeee!!!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 25th 2008 by JessBcuz

8. Yeah for Doris!!!!!!!!!! Take Care!!!

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 25th 2008 by ann

9. what color is she? nuff said

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 25th 2008 by it takes a thief

10. how did she last as long as she did when she didn't know how to count change? The person who got too much change back should have come forward. cashiers don't tip customers.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 25th 2008 by it takes a thief

11. If so many of the people who frequent the cafeteria were upset at the treatment of this woman she must have been there for a long time. That being the case you would hardly suspend (without pay) a long time employee over a missing $9.00. Very cold indeed. THESE MANAGEMENT PEOPLE MADE A VERY STUPID DECISION AND THESE ARE THE KIND OF THINGS THAT CAUSE CITIZENS TO DISLIKE ANYTHING CONNECTED WITH GOVERNMENT.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Harriet

12. She's in the wrong profession. She should have been a congresswoman. Then she could misplace $600 million dollars and the next day they'd make her Speaker of the House.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 25th 2008 by pncmsing

13. $9.00 a day x 5 days is $45.00 a week X52 weeks a year =$2340.00.She got her minumum wage increase before it went into effect.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 25th 2008 by it's called math

14. "It was milk money for my little chillren"

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 25th 2008 by milk money

15. CLEARLY #3 is a poop mouth.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jul 25th 2008 by lasmoocha

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