The Dog Days of Summer

8/2/2008 7:00 AM PDT
The pups were in heat yesterday in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with one little bitch named Beast clearly outshining the rest.

Shauna Sand was a star in her own mind, Meth-meets-Messiah pair of Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron were swarmed by paps and Rod Stewart snubbed his only one. How rude!