Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.
Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.
The scariest part: she might actually win.
1. Paris is RETARDED!
Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 5th 2008 by RutRoe
2. She needs to eat a sandwich.
Posted at 6:07PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Bert
3. Awesome
Posted at 6:09PM on Aug 5th 2008 by meow
4. I can't stand Paris, but this is too funny! Lighten the F-up people!
Posted at 6:09PM on Aug 5th 2008 by DB2008
5. YESS!!!!!! Way to fire back hahahaha I wonder what that bitch McCain has now!
Posted at 6:11PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Alex
6. Paris, that was so cool. I loved it.
Posted at 6:33PM on Aug 5th 2008 by absy
7. This is probably the smartest thing Paris has ever done. Too funny!
Posted at 6:13PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Miss D
8. Paris Hilton is, like, totally fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 6:48PM on Aug 5th 2008 by liz
9. Good Thing She Has Some One (or a group of people) To Write For Her Cuz Their Is No Way She Could Have Thought Of All That Her Self
Yes She Needs To Go Have Another Drink!
Posted at 12:15PM on Aug 14th 2008 by LOL
10. Nice ad even funny, but I don't think Obama or McCain have to worry about the embarresement of Paris Hilton voting for any of them. I bet she ain't gonna vote, like
she said she would in 2004 : )
Posted at 6:28PM on Aug 5th 2008 by BOEING 787
11. You know what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you,Paris? Aren't you the girl that said," I will never vote for Barack Obama...He will raise my dads taxes...Rather I die a thousand times,and see old glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again,than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels,a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds." Yes,I do believe that was you before McCain whipped your skinny a**!
Posted at 6:22PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Bomb the Casbah
12. who takes this bitch seriously anyway...a whore is always a whore no matter what idiot madden is screwing you now, paris you will and always will be the queen of the penis posse sperm collecting whore that you are...this is cool of john mccain that i will now vote for him instead of some uncle tom and his maid wife.
Posted at 6:21PM on Aug 5th 2008 by OBAMA THE UNCLE TOM
13. McCain said something nice about her.. Everyone else is calling her a porn star, a no one, a whore like her mom, a skank, a drunk, did I mention a whore. She should wash her mouth and skank hole out with holy water. Does it not bother her that people think of ther a slut bitch no talent whore.
Posted at 6:25PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Pike
14. Paris is an idiot. She needs to make a video rebuking the Obamessiah since he brought her name up first. McCain used images of Britney and herself very briefly. The ad wasn't about either of these women, just the idiocy of the press acting like paps following around celebutards, and the fact that Obama thinks he is a celebrity superstar...when in fact he is nothing of the kind.
Posted at 6:25PM on Aug 5th 2008 by anonymous
15. This isn't even funny.
Somebody acknowledges her & BAM
Anything for attention.
How sad is this, The pathetic part... now that is funny
RIPPPPP all ya want. McCain is going to be the President.
Posted at 6:29PM on Aug 5th 2008 by how F'n retarded
