Mel -- Responsible for All the Screwballs in World

1. Do not think that losing 50 pounds and wearing makeup will help with the underlying condition. Britney may look better on the outside but the same crazy person lies beneath all the glam.

Posted at 10:47AM on Aug 24th 2008 by Big Bear

2. Mel's a tool.

Posted at 10:51AM on Aug 24th 2008 by Hairy_Yambag

3. It just merely means that her dad keeps a tight leash! Even with that, she still looks like a completely dirty slob that dresses like a cheap trailer park whore must dress like! She can't even comb her rat's nest or take a bath on a daily basis! Nothing more than a well polished turd!

Posted at 11:33AM on Aug 24th 2008 by Sorry, no!

4. Yeah she my be getting better but this statement will be a set back if she sees it. Picking on the ill, sounds like something Perez Hilton would do. Oh wait he didnt , you did

Posted at 11:34AM on Aug 24th 2008 by Prince_Von_A_Hole

5. You can't help someone who doesn't want help. He's no Messiah if you use Britney for an example!

Posted at 11:39AM on Aug 24th 2008 by itstrue

6. Everybody makes mistakes sometimes. But Mel is a Dad who has 5 kids and I've never heard of any of them in trouble. I think it's cool that he reached out to Britany and her Father and gave them some help, advise and a nice va-ca from the relentless pap's. Nobody wanted to see the things that were happening with Britney as she was spiraling downward and behaving more and more erratic. And at her worst moments she got no respect from the paparazzi and they never backed off even for a second, Flashing those f-ing lightbulbs in her face like strobe lights and yelling at her. All for the money for a picture. Forget the fact that this young girl is in trouble and is crumbling before our eyes. Just follow and hound her like the rats they are. No, Mel really did a nice thing for Britany and it shows the kind of man he is to reach out and help someone that he saw was in obvious pain. Your'e a good man, Mel. All the best to you and yours luv. And Brit, you're looking wonderful and happy and focused and I can't wait to see you on the VMA's. Your'e gonna rock the house girl!
Hugs to all.

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 24th 2008 by Dee

7. Another case of TMZ photographers having nothing but a photo and spin up a story based on absolutely nothing. Not a shred of valid storyline there. I hope TMZ isn't actually paying any of your illegal alien photographer paps, because half of them aren't worth the time, and the spin writers don't have much imagination. Geez, what dullards!

Posted at 2:38PM on Aug 24th 2008 by PolarBear

8. Amazing how the emails have a tendency to just not appear..... guess we must refer to this as alternating spam control. Every once and awhile the spam control perks up and say's hey we'll just grab that one. Or, it is possible that it never made it out.. wonder why.. Good thing I still have a good memory for what I wrote.. Let's see, it was a suggestion that maybe Mell could wander down to the TMZ Office's and spread him Magic over the Staff, recreating them into human beings, that actually have hearts and souls.. Wow, Miracles never seize...

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 24th 2008 by GrandmaToo

9. Actually I think Mel has 7 kids.

Love you Mel!

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 24th 2008 by goddess

10. well said dee

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 24th 2008 by me

11. They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam

From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando - involved again

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam

First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

Posted at 2:01AM on Aug 25th 2008 by joey

12. Racist, bigot, homophobe HAS BEEN!

Posted at 9:31AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Tony

13. Now it,s Britney that is going to start all the wars in the world.

Posted at 10:24AM on Aug 25th 2008 by Mr Manners

14. What kind of shirt does he have on? It's cool.

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 28th 2008 by KJ