If you've been searching for a way to brainwash your small child into going to the University of Texas -- Matthew McConaughey's got you covered.
We've put our sweaty mitts on some awesome audio outtakes from Matty's voice-over work on Baby Longhorn -- which is a clever video aimed at helping your kids to learn colors, letters and the location of the school they'll be forced to attend.
1. At least it sounds like he has a plan for his kid(s) to go and get a higher education. What's so damn horrible about that?
Posted at 5:14AM on Sep 4th 2008 by Bitching about college?
2. I couldnt even listen to the whole thing, that was the dumbest thing i've ever heard. And I am a MM fan. His movies at least, not sure about the real person now ... weirdo...... no kid is going to care who he is or about the school. Thats purely for the parents. Anyone dumb enough to buy it.
Posted at 5:25AM on Sep 4th 2008 by MichiganTwinMom
3. go mm, teach your children well! now, that is what i call advance prep for a higher education. far better than the dopey crotch-grabbing, desperately-concocted faux "traditions" indoctrination the aggies give theirs. hook 'em.
Posted at 7:11AM on Sep 4th 2008 by texjah
4. Is this really news? These are cute dvds.
Posted at 8:28AM on Sep 4th 2008 by Susan
5. #1 and #3 are right on. I guess some people actually have plans for their kids education. Cant start early enough in putting in their heads that they are to go to college. I wonder what it would be like to introduce to a high schooler that they aer to go to college if they have never been told that is expected of them? Ha ha. Just like teaching them at a very young age about things like drugs, bad words, being nice, sex etc. START YOUNG!!! I do have to say MM is a little off on his school though. GIG EM AGGIES!!! WHOOP!!
Posted at 9:03AM on Sep 4th 2008 by babelicious
6. i used to live by A&M and they are idiots. UT is a much better school. and in case noone noticed at least he is being responsible and trying to be a good dad. sometimes we dont give kids enough credit. just because they cant understand all of what you say or speak back doesnt mean it wont be effective. not to mention UT is one of the best damn colleges around.
Posted at 9:28AM on Sep 4th 2008 by Go Horns
7. GO HORNS!!!!
better than being an "aggie" lol
Posted at 9:53AM on Sep 4th 2008 by texgirl
8. texgirl, lol AGGIES RULE!!! Love MM though, very cute dvd.
Posted at 6:44PM on Sep 4th 2008 by Kelli
9.
Hook 'em HORNS!!!!!!
Posted at 10:09AM on Sep 4th 2008 by OCD
10. Texas sucks! Go Sooners!!
Posted at 10:58AM on Sep 4th 2008 by blahblah
11. oh god! what a weirdo. no wonder he never talks to the cameras when they run into him prancing his huge c?ock around town...
Posted at 10:58AM on Sep 4th 2008 by Earl
12. Longhorns SUCK! Does anyone actually believe McConaugay's kid will make it out of Jr. High? That kid's NEVER going to college, not even a community college.
Posted at 11:14AM on Sep 4th 2008 by Aunt Flo
13. YOU SUCK AuntFlo. Longhorns are the best and you're right, he probably won't go to college b/c he won't need to.
Posted at 12:13PM on Sep 4th 2008 by utfan
14. This turd makes me embarassed to live in Austin.
I don't care if I've lived in Austin for the past 30 years either... F**k UT.
Posted at 1:11PM on Sep 4th 2008 by King Beef
15. This was so damn stupid that I couldn't listen to the whole thing..M M is such an idiot, why does tmz keep reminding me?
Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 4th 2008 by later dude
