Someone's Got a Death Wish

10/14/2008 7:00 PM PDT
They're both certified badasses -- footballer Vinnie Jones once crushed a guy's testes and Jason Statham's the frickin' "Transporter" -- so it was a brave photog who approached them yesterday at Sunset Plaza.

And while one of 'em clearly hates our guts, the other's a modern day (but extremely buff) Chatty Cathy.