David Duchovny and Tea Leoni announced they've been separated for months -- so why the hell did David just spend time in sex rehab?All D.D.'s newfound freedom must have been too much for him to handle.
It is really convenient that he went into rehab only after a blind-item broke on gossip sites about a Hollywood hunk who brutalized a former same-sex lover, and paid a significant settlement. Coupled with D's reputation in Vancouver, it seems more than a coincidence to me. At the very least, he should be a little bit more truthful, and at the worst, charged if there is evidence a crime was committed.
Some of these responses are totally moronic. DD CHEATED on her -- repeatedly. He didn't just watch internet porn.
O.K.........so we care because??? If Billy Bob is scratching at Tea's carpet........give the man his props!!! Hell he's dumped more quality cooze then I could ever wish for......or get without "worshipping" a centerfold. He is my new hero!!! As for Mr. Ducovny..........what the hell were you thinking? Who cares whether you were a tad "excessive" with spanking the monkey? Hell I could've won a Gold Medal if masturbation was an Olympic sport.........BUT until it is I prefer to keep my sexual peccadillos P-R-I-V-A-T-E!!! I doubt you'll have many folks wanting to shake your hands and what'll you tell your kids??? "Daddy liked to spank the monkey MORE then he wanted to be "Pooh" to Mommy's honeypot." You Mr. David Douchebag have guaranteed your kids years of public humiliation, especially at school and among their friends. Oh don't forget the therapy for them as well. And for you dweebs arguing over the motivation behind the whole ReHab thing let me enlighten you troubled folks: until David Douchebag does the BaBwa WaWa "exclusive" interview it's all speculation. Pervs just don't shoot straight!!!
I HEARD DAVID FOUND SEXUALLY EXPLICIT TEXTS TO TEA, AND THAT SHE CALLED BILLY BOB THORTON HER "NEW FAVORITE PERSON' IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, (TEA & BILLY BOB JUST WRAPPED A MOVIE TOGETHER).......WELL, IF IT IS TRUE, I CAN'T BLAME TEA......BILLY BOB IS ONE SEXY M*******ER!!!!! MMMMM!!!!!
TEA......WHATEVER YOU DO......GET A TEMPORARY BILLY BOB TATOO.....NOT THE REAL THING, TRUST ME....
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