Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

So get this ... we found out when Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance, she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!).

And there's more. The hotel had some specific instructions on what Her Hotness needed, and it appears to be a preemptive strike against another Couric attack.

Palin asked for and got copies of the Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News, and USA Today. No Wash Post -- of course they're on Team Obama now.

We also learned how the Governatrix keeps that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. We're told Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Our favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.

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16. "Affirmative action" at work again- Rediculous.

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 20th 2008 by not a racist

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__________________ Have you not seen the fugly biatches who are elected in Congress .... now there is fugly for you - starting with the likes of Nancy cu%t Pelosi, Maxine welfare Waters, Barbara crazy Boxer ....

Ms. Palin will be the best looking woman over there and those biatches know it and hate it.
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I noticed you only named Democrats. What a surprise. Like there are not ugly Republican women in Congress. Both parties have some ugly women. And who cares if she would be the best looking. They are all ugly or old. That does not make her hot. Just better looking than the rest.

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 20th 2008 by mark

18. Palin go home! You're just a talking sled dog. MUSH!!!

Posted at 12:19PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Can\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' t wait til 1104

19. TMZ thanks for pointing out more personal qualities of Sarah Palin! So far from your post, I take away that she is funny, pretty, keeps herself in shape, thinks about her weight, trying to keep up on current affairs, can laugh at herself (taking the time no matter what or why, being on SNL) if I already wasn't voting McCain/Palin 08' TMZ has helped me appreciate her even more! Thanks

Posted at 12:21PM on Oct 20th 2008 by jlm

20. Let's see what Gov. Palin orders makes the news? Hmmmm? Page six New York Post commented that last week at the debate at 4pm, Michelle Obaba ordererd room service which consisted of lobster appetizers, two boiled steamed lobsters, Iranian caviar and champagne. To the sound of over $300--probably need to spend down all the campaign money that the kool aid drinkers are throwing at them. No one else put that one in print.
GO MCCAIN/PALIN

Posted at 12:27PM on Oct 20th 2008 by DonnaRita

21. I can not wait until Nov 6th when this is all over already. I am so sick of hearing about this election. Do you idiots really think that if Obama was hanging around with known terrorists that he could run for presidency, I would like to give this country a little more credit to think not. Now for all of you people that are saying that people are just voting for Obama because it is a race thing, you think the whole McCain/Palin thing isn't about getting the first female vice president? Either way you spin it someone has an angle. So just shut up with your stupid ranting and raving on TMZ which is an entertainment sight not CNN. Because your just being annoying, your not changing anybody's minds on who there going to vote for. I doubt anybody came on TMZ read your post and said OMG my life it changed forever I now know who I am gonna vote for!!!

Posted at 12:23PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Really?!?!?

22. She and her "fans" are an insult to the institution known as education, to the consitution of the United States, and to our Founding Fathers. She's also a pig bull with or without lipstick.

"Joe Sixpack" is a maladjusted illiterate living in the Land of Deliverance, desperately in need of an education, new ancestors, and a few AA meetings.

Joe the Plumber are the only three words McCain can utter without blinking.

Posted at 1:12PM on Oct 20th 2008 by auramac

23. Barry Dunham aka Barack Obama contactural needs are as follows when he is traveling to be at al hotel rooms awaiting his arrival:

veneer whitener gel
lots of mirrors
book of Koran
no american flags are to be present
secret stash of crack cocaine
checks from the Arabian governement--aka campaign money
"how to hate on whitey for dummies"
ACORN's newsletter
a taped sermon of Rev Wright
"How to mislead America bigger than Bush did--Your guide to Socialism"
Everyone must call him Messiah

Posted at 12:35PM on Oct 20th 2008 by PROUD AMERICAN

24. WTF? She's going from small town mom to a stuck up demanding Hollywood NOBODY!? What's with all the crazy demands... and she has the nerve to say she relates to the average "Joe Six Pack". Give me a break.

I'm voting for Obama now.... you blew it Sarah!

Posted at 12:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by John

25. Wow, McCain-Palin can't even win by lying! That's pretty sad for the wannabe-Nazis. As for Palin holding her own on SNL, she never said anything. She sat there like any jerk from the audience of American Idol. Americans have become so stupid that there is now a national party of stupid people-- the GOP. Whether it's Bachmann who thinks liberals are dangerous, but thinks being a Nazi herself is ok, or Palin talking about "terrorists" while she and her running-master subvert the US Constitution-- they are traitors to the letter and spirit of America: the US Constitution. God Bless America and the patriots who support the rule of law-- and protect us from the terrorists within: the GOPaliban..

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Rose

26. I've got her JOE SIX PACK!! hangen, you Betcha!!..now jump it Sarah.

Posted at 12:41PM on Oct 20th 2008 by tap dat

27. TMZ, your biased "attempt" at an anal probe of Govenor Palin, while completely ignoring all of the REAL "baggage" of Obama and Biden is just plain laughable. Just a little advice TMZ... stick to Hollywood, politics is WAY above your paygrade.

Posted at 12:43PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Go PALIN!!

28. When it is going to set in OBAMA is going to be the next PRESIDENT OF THE US? LOOK how bad Mcain is failing. You guys should face the facts.

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 20th 2008 by FACEIT

29. Ignorance Ignorance Ignorance!

Perhaps if those posters on the Right would stop insulting African Americans within their ranting and yes racists stereotypic posts to an entertainment site, more people would be inclined to at least listen as to why they think Obama would not be the best choice for office. I am a registered Dem and am an African American female and my friend who is not affiliated with either party explained his reasons for voting for McPalin to me in a mature and very effective way. I now am having second thoughts about my vote for Sen. Obama. I think I might vote green or even bypass the election altogether with what he's told me. Doesn't really matter in my case anyway since I live in CA. Politicians are very scary people and no matter what you think NONE OF THEIR HANDS ARE CLEAN.

If more people spent more time researching the facts instead of posting half-assed or flat out ignorant facts(lies) on TMZ, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in as a Nation now. Retards!

Posted at 12:47PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Ignorant Nation! Thats US!

30. I don't like EITHER candidate for President. John McCain seems out of touch with the needs of this country. Barack Obama is a knee-jerk reaction to the Bush administration and is ill-equipped to be president. This country is in serious trouble no matter which way the election turns out.

Posted at 12:47PM on Oct 20th 2008 by DSC

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