Longoria Unscathed in WeHo Drive By

1. FIRST!!!

Posted at 5:43PM on Oct 30th 2008 by rc

2. Paps are like cheerleaders in a frustrated man's body.

Posted at 5:55PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Cool Girl 2008

3. Damn!!!!! She is looking good as hell!!!!

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 30th 2008 by BigLou

4. wow..whata fat ass

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 30th 2008 by juscus

5. why, oh, why couldn't one of those pap-rats be hit by a car? that would have made my day.

Posted at 6:59PM on Oct 30th 2008 by DMLady

6. Damn she has a nice apple.

Posted at 7:14PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Toby Christensen

7. The paps are stupid and she's a moron walking in the lane of traffic. A perfectly good sidewalk there and she in traffic......

Posted at 9:26PM on Oct 30th 2008 by JustDave

8. If that driver would've hit her, he'd be my hero

Posted at 9:33PM on Oct 30th 2008 by the older lady that touched your girlfriend inappropriately back in the day and now she\\\'s bi-curious.

9. DEPORT EVA LONGWHOREIA

Posted at 9:34PM on Oct 30th 2008 by immigration

10. MY grandmother has a better ass.

Posted at 9:35PM on Oct 30th 2008 by ted bundee

11. She stinks.

She needs to keep her legs closed.

Posted at 9:36PM on Oct 30th 2008 by say no to smelly tuna

12. She used to sell drugs out of a taco truck in Fresno. Now she thinks she's all that.

Posted at 9:48PM on Oct 30th 2008 by McSame

13. Why is her ass so soggy?

Next time she has sex, she should try Doggie Style with a good posture for at least thirty minutes.

Then she should do some squats.

Try this for thirty days and you should see some improvement, Eva.

Posted at 9:55PM on Oct 30th 2008 by McSame

14. Typical flabby Mexican booty. If the sucker she married gets her pregnant... it'll get worse.

He made a poor investment. He should get his money back.

Posted at 9:56PM on Oct 30th 2008 by McSame

15. Is this even news worthy?! Honestly TMZ making a mountain out of a itty bitty news hill...

Posted at 9:59PM on Oct 30th 2008 by duuhhhh