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Palin to Dina:

I'm the Real White Oprah

11/9/2008 6:13 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sarah PalinThere are now two things from Alaska that are worth their weight in gold -- oil and Sarah Palin.

A slew of agencies -- including CAA, ICM and William Morris -- are looking to bank on Sexy Sarah's magnetic appeal to her conservative fan base, according to the NYPost. Ideas are floating around for Palin's own talk shows, political commentary on major news networks and even a multi-million dollar book deal.

Wonder who's gonna write it.

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61.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

Matt :


Have you tried Viagra for that problem ? hahaahah If our innocent little remarks do that to your thingy , then, you probably don't have the "Junk" to make anyone happy except your mom.

Oh, you left out , 'KEEP SWEET' , my advice is for you to go join a cult one that is lving in the nineteenth century.

2084 days ago
62.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

"49. uh what is it about republican women that they have to look like this? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE FEMALE IMPERSONATORS. HELMET HAIR, SPACKLED ON MAKE-UP, UGLY POWER SUITS, ANGRY ANGRY MOUTH, ALL DOWN TURNED. THINK LEONA HELMSLEY, ELIZABETH DOLE, CINDY MCCAN'T, MICHELE MALKIN, PALIN, BACHMAN, MANN COULTER WHO IS ACTUALLY A TRANNY, CHECK OUT "HER" ADAMS APPLE SOMETIME. IT'S LIKE THEY ALL WENT TO SOME KIND OF UGLY ANGRY SCHOOL. OH WELL, THEY GOT 8 YEARS TO GET A MAKEOVER. AND THE ALASKA CONSTITUTION STATES SHE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER JOB WHILE GOVERNOR SO IT WILL BE A WHILE BEFORE THE REICH WING PIMPS HER OUT AGAIN. I SAY BRING IT ON. THE PARTY OF PUBE-ICANS IS DEAD. THE WHITE ANGRY MALE/FEMALE IMPERSONATORS ARE POLITICAL DINOSAURS.

Posted at 1:50PM on Nov 9th 2008 by karen lee"



Gee , I wish I was as happy as you , you don't sound bitter at all . sigh.

2084 days ago
63.

Matt    

Georgia....that's a pretty name. I'm half-real, half-not. I really do want my wife to be a good cook, but I'm just having a little fun now with women that think I'm some sort of neanderthal that should get a hooker, buy a sex-bot, or apparently get some lotion.....just because I want a wife that can cook. I really do hate the idea of a nanny state and that fact so many people want politicians that will "fight for them." I think they must have pathetic lives and be spineless under-achievers, but the election is over and I'm done caring till my taxes are raised. I could go on, but you get the idea..

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64.

honesty    

Before Sarah can think about tv shows, she will have to answer about her house being built by the same people who built Ted Stevens. Somehow there are no permits, inspections, or even records of how a 275,000 plus house got built in a town of 7500 people. I think it may take some time to sort though that mess before she can be availible for tv shows. Of course and she Stevens could both do a show from jail. "How to get your house built for free, and without permits. Save thousands!)

2084 days ago
65.

BJ    

Yeah bring Palin the moron on ! The Democrats would LOVE that ! We would beat her so bad she'd run screaming back to Alaska where she belongs !

2084 days ago
66.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

Hey Matt. I don't care what everyone else is saying about you, you're the man for me. I'd love to spend the rest of my life cooking for you and serving you. All I ask is that you buy me the kneepads and the sexy lingerie.

I'll be your dream girl: a combination of your mother who takes care of you and your slut who pleasures you.

2084 days ago
67.

Angelique    

I wish this dumb Dora will be critized forever she made a compelte a@@ of herself she is not on Ophrah's level or Hilrary
She thought she was the sh@t till she got home and realized everybody how she was critized by being stupid and uneducated by the world.

2084 days ago
68.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

"63. Georgia....that's a pretty name..." Matt


Will someone please help this guy out put up a link or something so he can find some 'RELIEF' so he'll stop using this thread as his personal meat market ?

Matt is starting to creep me out . Which solves the mystery which is Matt.

2084 days ago
69.

Proud American    

Not supriseing. She was out for herself the whole time anyway. She costs us the election, then flees back to Alaska. I hope she stays there for good, she makes American women look stupid.

2084 days ago
70.

Truth is stranger than fiction    

To completely amazed -- comment 64.

Interesting comment.

1. When running for Lt. Governor in 2001, Palin took substantial campaign contributions from convicted criminal and VECO founder, Bill Allen, and VECO employees. Allen is the man who U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens allegedly took gifts from; Allen pleaded guilty to bribery and corruption charges. (Palin allegedly visited Allen in his home.) Sen. Ted Stevens was recently convicted on seven counts of felony charges; he is a long-time member of Alaska’s Republican machine.

2. As Mayor of Wasilla, Palin hired Steven Silver – a partner in a private lobbying firm in Anchorage -- to lobby for $23 million in federal earmarks for the Town of Wasilla (6,000 residents). Steven Silver was a former chief of staff to none other than U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens. Ted’s son, Ben Stevens, was also hired by the Anchorage firm as a federal lobbyist in the 1990’s. Silver was also alleged to have direct ties with lobbyist, Jack Abramoff, who is now serving a prison term for the tribes-and-bribes scandal. Palin sure wasn’t shy about using the “old boy network” to lobby and secure more monies for pork spending.

3. Palin’s pork requests and spending earned her the oft-used nickname, “Queen of Pork.” Her spending of the federal earmark funds slated for the bridge to nowhere fiasco is now common knowledge. However, in February of this year, Palin’s office sent Sen. Ted Stevens a 70-page memo outlining almost $200 million worth of new funding requests for Alaska.


2084 days ago
71.

Proud American    

Only in her dreams

2084 days ago
72.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

25. #13 Oh if only we really did live in the perfect world you described. Anyhow, I do get out of the house. You're correct in the fact that there are a lot of girls doing the tart look. I'm quite successful, attractive, and have a very active social life. I only date attractive girls because I work hard to stay in shape so I can't date someone who doesn't. Here's the thing, so many girls now, particularly attractive girls, because of popular culture feel they can do whatever they want and their are no reprecusions. If a male celebrity acted like Lindsey, Paris, or Brittany, they would be finished......but girls get a pass. Maybe I'm unlucky, shouldn't be dating girls in their twenties (I'm 36), or attracted to the wrong type, but it is always about what I can do for them....never about what they have to offer me. Most of my friends are doctors or lawyers and they say the same thing. Don't get me wrong, I sometimes use women, but men have always done that. I certainly wouldn't use a girl I respected.
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Posted at 11:33AM on Nov 9th 2008 by Matt


What do you and your doctor/lawyer friends expect? If you keep dating women who are so much younger than you are, you're going to keep having to deal with their immaturity.

Also, you said yourself that a woman's external qualities (her looks) are important to you, and that's what you seek. That's fine, but if you are only focused on the external, then you aren't going to pay attention to the women's internal qualities, and these are the ones that you end up having to deal with on a day-to-day basis in the relationship.

So the cause of your problem is clear, as is the solution. You are in this boat because you continue to seek superficial, immature women. You try to attract them with your success, and therefore, you end up drawing greedy, materialistic, covetous women to you.

The solution is to start looking more at a woman's inner qualities before you decide whether you want to get involved with her.

Of course, even before that, you're going to have to take a good, hard, honest look at yourself, because unless you figure out something positive about yourself to show women in addition to your affluence, you will continue to attract nothing but gold-diggers.

I know that Sarah Palin would agree with me.

2084 days ago
73.

Matt    

King Kong wrote:

I also have dated a number of women in their 20's, and none of them have ever behaved in this way. I know other guys who also date a lot, and few have had to deal with such extreme behavior.

This leads me to wonder what it is about _you_ that motivated these women to go ballistic on you. While I don't condone such behavior, something must have provoked them, and given your attitude towards women, I'm sure it had something to do with your own sweet, sparkling self.
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I can tell you exactly why this happened. First I dated the wrong girls. Second, I'm not like most guys. When I brake things off with a girl I no longer want to see, I simply say it's not working out....and then it's done. I don't chat about it, I no longer take their calls, and I start dating other people. These three wingnuts were unstable and of course the last two had to top the actions of the first and second. I'm actually a pretty nice guy and most girls I've dated are on friendly terms with me. In fact my best friend is a girl I dated 10 years ago. Incidently, I just remembered she jumped from a second story landing on top of me when we broke up. Actually sent me flying over a coffee table. I must just have that effect on the ladies. I'll ask her why ladies think I'm so damned special.

PS Margaret Thatcher, you sound like a great gal. Good to see there are still a few good ones out there.

2084 days ago
74.

Matt    

Tumbleweed,

Seriously, if you can't tell I'm playing around, you really do have some serios issues with men. You can't even sparle can you baby? For instance, that girl that pretended to be my mother was one of the funniest responses I've ever seen. Take a nap....I hid your lotion. I fell out of my chair laughing. It's called a humor. Find some fast or for God's sake get a man.

TMZ as my personal meat-market? Ummmm, how would that work? Shall I hook up the girl 500 miles away or the one 1200 miles away? No need to get creeped out, I'll be sticking with local girls.

I'm actually starting to feel genuinely sorry for you. Someone hurt you real bad didn't they girl?

2084 days ago
75.

Matt    

I hope this helps,

I know you're actually Tumbleweed. Only reason you're upset is because you have a feeling deep down gnawing away at you that it's all true. I'm the man of your dreams aren't I. One thing you got wrong is the Sarah Palin thing. Sarah's cute, but not my type.

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