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Palin to Dina:

I'm the Real White Oprah

11/9/2008 6:13 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sarah PalinThere are now two things from Alaska that are worth their weight in gold -- oil and Sarah Palin.

A slew of agencies -- including CAA, ICM and William Morris -- are looking to bank on Sexy Sarah's magnetic appeal to her conservative fan base, according to the NYPost. Ideas are floating around for Palin's own talk shows, political commentary on major news networks and even a multi-million dollar book deal.

Wonder who's gonna write it.

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76.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

Matt ; If YOU can't tell by my posts that I'M all sparkly all the time then i must only feel the utmost pity and compassion for you. What a world you must live in that your solution to all life's problem is hooking up .

You keep saying that , "someone hurt us really bad, yet it is you who keep telling stories about bleach, jumping out windows , and the like.


Matt you must be a catch to be driving the ladies crazy like you say you do. JK i'm just playin baby

2139 days ago
77.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

I'm with you, Tumbleweeds. This Matt character is getting way too personal about himeself out here in the public domain, and he keeps changing the way he presents himself. There's definitely something wrong with him.

As for Palin, I kinda doubt that she'd go for the talk show, but she might like being a political commentator, once she stops being governor of Alaska. As for the book deal, if she does anything, that seems to be the most likely possiblity. The book would yield her millions of dollars. People would buy it like hotcakes, both her supporters and her detractors.

Of course, who knows what's going on in her mind. Maybe she likes the idea of being a media wh@re.

2139 days ago
78.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

76. I hope this helps,

I know you're actually Tumbleweed. Only reason you're upset is because you have a feeling deep down gnawing away at you that it's all true. I'm the man of your dreams aren't I. One thing you got wrong is the Sarah Palin thing. Sarah's cute, but not my type.

Posted at 4:07PM on Nov 9th 2008 by Matt
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Hahahahahahahaha! Guess again, Einstein. I'm not even a woman.

Oh, and I'm not King Kong, either.

2139 days ago
79.

Matt    

LOL Tumbleweed,

Never have I said anything close to all life's problems are solved by hooking up. I haven't said anything personal that could remotely identify myself (okee dokee). I don't think I changed how I presented myself (okee dokee), I was just having fun and responding to different posts. All I originally said is I want a girl that can cook and some of you went ape. You people are doing what is called "projecting."

I'm sure an unbiased observer would rate my comments as humorous.....Provided of course they had enough mental horse-power not to take everything so damned seriously. I think they would find some of yours a bit....well, strange and angry. Others of course like the girl pretending to be my mother were hilarious.. I understand, most of you are Democrats, so you hate it that I'm successful to the point you can't grasp humor or identify satire. Only fair, I couldn't possibly care less about your kids education, what you think, or how hard it is for you to put gas in your little foreign cars.

Anyhow, I'm going to take a nap now. I was up late last night.

PS I Hope this Helps, if you really are a man, I know who you are. One and only one man would post a replies like that.....Phil Donahue. Okee Dokee, you're plain nuts.....I think you've been to one too many sensitivity classes.

2139 days ago
80.

stupid women & the religious right    

Posted at 4:21PM on Nov 9th 2008 by okee dokee

I'm thinkin you make a lot of sense. Hell, I could see myself buyin the book for a good laugh.. it would be hard to resist.

In response to the very first Matt comment, before all the sparkling and whatnot:

In alot of ways, your preferences when seeking companionship are definitely outdated and pretty messed up if you think any of your endeavors are going to result in love. That said, you are not alone in your assumption of the typical young, thin, hot girls never being taught the most basic of cooking skills because they are indeed looking for a well-off man to employ BOTH the cleaning lady and a personal chef.. and allow for their work-free day to be fully devoted to "keeping up" her appearance so she doesn't lose the meal ticket (you)

These manly women that you have such an issue with, the majority of them are married.. It isn't that they let themselves go, or that they WANT to appear manly to ilicit respect.. Some things are simply more important. These manly women, whether they like men or not, know that they don't NEED a man to have a fulfilled life. These women are independent, intelligent, and the list you rattled off are in a position of public service.. not calling you petty or anything. If anything, I wish you luck..

2139 days ago
81.

ready for change    

Hey Matt.. ..wow I was ready to rail into you but then after reading your post a couple more times I see it must be sarcasm, no male these days would thing so second class of a wife like that.. unless of course they were a total asshoIe

2139 days ago
82.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

" Others of course like the girl pretending to be my mother were hilarious...

Matt"

For some strange reason i'm sorta feeling a little jealous of 'MATT's mom" . Could I be falling in love with Matt ? LOL

2139 days ago
83.

ready for change    

I think Matt's just being facetious .. right ... right??? ;)

2139 days ago
84.

JustInTime    

Please, she's barely qualified to pick up Oprah's doggies' poop. This lousy mom wants to get all judgmental and tell other women what they can and can't do with their own bodies? I'd trust the advice of Dear Abby or the Psychic Friends Network over that self-righteous wingnut.

2139 days ago
85.

Matt    

OMG, I actually think I know who the real Matt is. I know a Matt who had some of that happen and has the same humor and is 36 AND takes naps on Sundays AND he really hates when he drives by Democratic Headquarters the parking lot is filled with foreign cars. Just tried calling and he didn't answer so he must still be napping. I know its him. Use a fake name Matt!

2139 days ago
86.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

88. OMG, I actually think I know who the real Matt is. I know a Matt who had some of that happen and has the same humor and is 36 AND takes naps on Sundays AND he really hates when he drives by Democratic Headquarters the parking lot is filled with foreign cars. Just tried calling and he didn't answer so he must still be napping. I know its him. Use a fake name Matt!

Posted at 6:21PM on Nov 9th 2008 by I know Matt"


Is he cute ? What's Matt's sun sign ? i'm feeling a little shy now. ...

2139 days ago
87.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

I see a new and beautiful relationship brewing

TUMBLEWEEDS + MATT

TRUE LOVE

XXX OOO XXX OOO XXX OOO

Just stay away from any balconies, Tumbleweeds.

2138 days ago
88.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

Just came back here. Well, it looks like things have changed a lot since earlier today, concerning Matt!

Well, do you know how to cook, Tumbleweeds? I hope that this Matt character doesn't break your heart. :)

Actually, something about this does not have the ring of truth, but who knows? You can never tell what's real in these anonymous forums.

"On the internet, no one can tell you're a dog" (For those of you who don't know, this is not a statement about how anyone looks. It's from a famous New Yorker cartoon. Two dogs are talking. One is sitting at a computer, typing, and he makes this statement to the other dog.)

2138 days ago
89.

TheBeautiful1 LISSA    

OMG - this woman is a FREAKIN' IDIOT !! I am definately no hater either !! I just know a damn IDIOT when I hear & C 1. Come on - if she get a TV deal then I should be the next ANGELINA JOLIE !! She is in NO CLASS close 2 Oprah !! Oprah is QUEEN of TV & atleast INTELLIGENT ! This woman is (i will say it again) a FREAKIN" IDIOT !!

2138 days ago
90.

why?    

As a civilized society we should be able to put our political differences aside and work together for the greater good. The problem is I could never see myself even remotely attempting to deal with this type of women on any level. The fact that conservatives love her reveals a lot about them. They really do love it when their leaders are stupid. What the heck is up with that.?Hello! Is it any wonder we are in a the mess we are in with dumb f----s at the helm. Will these people ever get it? Thank God the good American people saw around these idiots before they landed us back into the dark ages. Sara Palin, you are a want a be, your ambition has taken it's toll on your family, especially your daughters. Woman have you no shame. Please, be gone and stay gone before you shred what little bit of decency the republicans have left.

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