Wild 1 -- Man 0

1. Whats got 2 thumbs and is FIRST? This guy..

Posted at 1:10PM on Dec 7th 2008 by TT

2. I hope this guy is getting paid well for some of the crap he eats....he is a cutie, tho!

Posted at 1:27PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Killjoy

3. But could he survive 12 hours at Disney World during Gay Days?

Posted at 1:52PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Luke Warmwater

4. A busted up shoulder is not news. Let me know when he gets a severe case of indigestion.

Posted at 1:54PM on Dec 7th 2008 by debydeze

5. The score is more like Wild 1 -- Man 99! He has defeated wild so many times already!

Posted at 2:06PM on Dec 7th 2008 by VG

6. "Next i'm going to show you how to write S.O.S. on a rock with your poo"

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Sam in soldotna

7. he has a camera crew with him, watch survivorman to see a real badass who goes off alone without a camera crew...

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 7th 2008 by VThokiesACCchamps08

8. He is such a fake. He was caught being a fake so now he has a disclaimer before each show admitting he gets help along the way. Check Youtube, he pretends to be on a deserted Island and he is really at a resort. He also pretends to be out in the middle of no where and there is actually a busy road 10 feet from him.

Want the real deal, check out survivorman.

Posted at 2:45PM on Dec 7th 2008 by me

9. The Daily Mail in England is saying it was an extremely serious accident and that his shoulder was hurt so badly, the bone was protruding out of it.

Posted at 3:03PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Kat

10. His show is fake. #8 is dead on.

He has been caught sleepoing in hotel rooms at night and faking shots on multiple occasions. Survivorman is the real deal. This guys is a joke.

Posted at 3:06PM on Dec 7th 2008 by D-

11. He'd never last a week in Jersey.

Word.

Posted at 3:26PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Dill Weed

12. This guy, Bear, and the other "Survivorman" -- killing animals for no good reason. They could just tell us what to do instead of demonstrating every awful, disgusting step of trapping and killing these creatures that would have died within the normal order of things in their own habitat. All these deaths make it that much harder for the lives of the predators that TRULY depend on those he butchers. Unfortunately Bear's misfortune won't stop this assinine programming but hopefully someday everyone will get tired of it - just like I did.

Posted at 3:34PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Dawn

13. TMZ wont touch this because they are KOOL-AID DRINKERS!!

$1000 DOLLARS TO ANYONE THAT CAN TELL ME WHAT HOSPITAL AND DOCTOR DELIVERED OBAMA!!

UNTIL YOU CAN SHOW THIS HE HAS NOT PROVEN HE IS A NATURAL BORN CITI

Posted at 3:37PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Znus

14. TMZ won’t touch this because they are KOOL-AID DRINKERS!!

$1000 DOLLARS TO ANYONE THAT CAN TELL ME WHAT HOSPITAL AND DOCTOR DELIVERED OBAMA!!

UNTIL YOU CAN SHOW THIS HE HAS NOT PROVEN HE IS A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN.. HIS PRESIDENCY IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!

Posted at 12:20AM on Dec 10th 2008 by xinunus

15. Doesnt matter to me if his show is 100% fake or not, if you watch his show, there are lots of things to learn there. He is trying to educate you on how to survive in the wild, if you had too. Dont be so critical!
Get well soon Bear! We love ya!

Posted at 3:46PM on Dec 7th 2008 by Brandi