Here's the least surprising statement you'll hear today -- DMX is back behind bars.
X was apprehended this afternoon by the FBI -- get this -- on an island off Miami Beach. The Feds were tipped off to his location -- a private residence on Palm Island -- by the Maricopa County Sheriff's office. He was arrested without incident.
The arrest comes after a bench warrant was issued for his arrest last Friday, because he missed a court appearance in Arizona.
He's currently locked up in the Miami-Dade County jail.
Wonder who's gettin' the $5,000?