Ambulance Not Called to Brad Pitt's House

1. Well, someone got a little excited with the Pitts being in the area and made a dumb connection.

Posted at 10:06PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Ok then

2. Strange. You're quoting Pitt's rep. OK magazine is quoting the LA Fire Department. Somehow I don't believe you guys. Sorry.

Posted at 10:54PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Sadie

3. Good old Sadie! Right in the thick of the action and on top of things! We're all so lucky to have top notch field investigators like her here to set everything straight!

Posted at 11:17PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Sure

4. LA Fire Department have confirmed to OK Magazine that the call to 911 was indeed made from Brad Pitt's home. The rep has been instructed to cover up for them, for now.

So the only question that remains (aside from who it was and what was wrong with them) is this: does TMZ knowingly cover up for lying celebrity reps or are they just that gullible?

Posted at 11:22PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Roger

5. WE ALL BLEED THE SAME.

Posted at 11:25PM on Dec 18th 2008 by WTF

6. I'll bet it was Jonathan Winters who plays the baby in Brad's new movie. He probably got at Brad's Jennifer Aniston pic collection on his computer.

Posted at 12:36AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Petey Gee

7. Your show sucks. You people need to get a freakin life instead of following around celebrities hoping maybe they might drop a molecule of fame that you can pick up on your payless shoes. Leave people alone and let them live. When one of them finally gets mad enough to shoot you in the face, you won't get a tear from me. Peace out.

Posted at 12:37AM on Dec 19th 2008 by chris dillard

8. Hey #8, if you had a life, you wouldn't be crusin' the TMZ website.

Posted at 12:42AM on Dec 19th 2008 by foff

9. #8 IS A LOSER. HE'S JEALOUS THAT NOBODY WANTS *HIS* PICTURE.

Posted at 12:47AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Mike Tush

10. Don't worry, it's just the Monty Pythons warming up for their next album, starting off with the Ralph Melish skit:

"Nothing looked different to Ralph Melish that morning, no displaced bloody knife on the carpet, no head in a bag, no screams through the early morning fog in the alley. Nothing. Little did he notice the complete absence of a terrifying feeling of fear, a creeping anxiety that maybe he, after all, was in the moment of doom, this could be his last moment alive. Ralph Melish did not call the police. He didn't have time to panic before the plate glass window suddered as he pulled open the front door as he did on every other morning, and walked out, where no slipping shadow was met much much later with the final terrifying snap of a rope as the parking lot attendant once again, with no trace of hesitancy, sealed the entrance to the office staff area. Ralph Melish had escaped certain dismemberment at the hands of an assumed assailant, once again, but for how long?"

Posted at 1:40AM on Dec 19th 2008 by PolarBear

11. 45 IS OLD!! His face is beginning to look like a road map

Posted at 4:38AM on Feb 1st 2009 by lexie

12. 45 is old to a 12 year old. Where, may I ask, are your parents? Isn't it past your bedtime?

Posted at 4:02AM on Dec 19th 2008 by straight....no chaser

13. Who cares if the call *did* come from their household? It could have been one of their many children playing on the telephone. I hope they were fined.

Posted at 4:09AM on Dec 19th 2008 by straight....no chaser

14. Happy- Bday!

Posted at 6:28AM on Dec 19th 2008 by party on

15. 12. 45 is old to a 12 year old. Where, may I ask, are your parents? Isn't it past your bedtime?

Posted at 4:02AM on Dec 19th 2008 by straight....no chaser


45 is old to anyone=having a midlife crisis,eh??????????????? LMFAO!

Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 19th 2008 by roadrunner