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Bret Michaels: Rock of Locklear

1/15/2009 2:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Here's Poison lead singer turned reality skank lover Bret Michael Sychak (left) in NYC on Wednesday -- and cougarlicious 47-year-old actress Heather Locklear (right).

Bret and Heather

One of them fell in love, married and divorced Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora.

We're just sayin'.


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It is a known fact that Bret wears a bandana so no-one will see his WIG, and he is partially bald. When he wears a hat,
his hair is much thinner and not as long. Also, this guy needs to get a new career. He sounds so bad when he sings,
it sounds like someone is squeezing his ba**s. No wonder none of the winners of Crock of Love stayed around, they
took one look at him in the morning and ran like hell. I don't know who is nastier, Bret Michaels or Fav-o-Flav. YUCK!

2077 days ago


Brett is so FUGLY. With that wig on he is a true joke! He is looking for some "real" girl and he wears fake hair.
C'mon man, loose the wig and let the world see you for real. Maybe you will then find that perfect gal. I could go on, but I won't!

2077 days ago

that's all    

30. I ACHED for Heather when she first showed up on TJ Hooker and Dynasty.

So disappointed seeing those pictures of her smoking after the car incident.

Posted at 2:55PM on Jan 15th 2009 by sean


Get a life.

2077 days ago


Brett has become an embarrassment to Rock n Roll. He truly has. I watch about two minutes ever so often and embarrassed to say he is a member of the rock n roll fraternity.

He is really looking for a clone of himself to have sex with. So the girl who shows up who looks just like him but with boobs will be his true love.

Total embarrassment

2077 days ago


I am so sick of brett the duffas with the wig and the scarf to half cover it.. this guy is a tool.. and a joke!

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2077 days ago


He looks like goldie hawn

2077 days ago


brett def takes it up the ass

2077 days ago


If Heather is truly only 47, I would be very surprised. She clearly has "smoker's face." Combine that with endless tanning, ladies, and you will end up with that ashy undertone, fragile skin around the eyes and lips , and pre-mature wrinkles.

2077 days ago


what's wrong with his lips????????????? And that pose is ridiculous!!!!!!!

2077 days ago


he is soooooo gross

2077 days ago

mama mia    

Bret Michaels should be tested for STD's gross. Most of the women on his reality shows are porn stars or strippers.....perfect type of women to introduce to mom, dad and your two daughters you moron....have some respect. i feel like I need a shower everytime I see a picture of him. Heather is not little Mrs. innocent either, not with that famous DUI...and someone calls her mommy??

2077 days ago

George William Gockel    

Heather Locklear is 47. I am 42. One day Heather Locklear and I will meet each other. Sometimes when I get I mad is that I cry more often than I get mad. I hope that Bret Micheals does not get Heather Locklear. I hope I get Heather Locklear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I hope that Heather Locklear gets me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2077 days ago


wow! i didnt know bret was gay and had married tommy lee,but in hollywierd y a never know

2077 days ago


One thing all the good make up and botox in the world can't hide is drinking alcohol. I can tell just looking at Heather that she is still drinking because even with great makeup and botox she still looks everyday of 47 and her face looks puffy. Its kind of strange when I used to drink I looked ten years older, it definitely ages your face. One of the main benefits of not drinking is how much younger and better you look and feel.

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