If Madonna Weren't Famous She'd Look Like ...

1. This makes absolutely no sense. So she'd look like an entirely different person?

Stoopid

Posted at 2:49AM on Feb 14th 2009 by Cartman

2. ICE COLD

Posted at 2:51AM on Feb 14th 2009 by kingtone

3. With a shorter do Sozzani would look fine. I never understood why women insist on keeping the mermaid hair as they mature. Instead of making you look younger it adds years.

Posted at 2:54AM on Feb 14th 2009 by MickeyHolland

4. THis is totally lame cause first of all Madonna looks incredibly stunning for her age. That other woman looks like a totally different woman.

Posted at 3:43AM on Feb 14th 2009 by Joe

5. Well, I'm sorry but Ms Sozzani looks old for her age and you can clearly see from her complexion that she has been a sun worshipper all her life. Madonna looks good for her age, but there are other women in their 50's and older who look good as well, some even better than Madonna -- so you cannot really predict what she would look like without her so called miracles. It also requires good genes you know.

Posted at 4:53AM on Feb 14th 2009 by MSK

6. A rich "hooker" with an eye for younger men & other people's husbands......2 out of 3 Madonna; not bad.

Posted at 5:38AM on Feb 14th 2009 by HOLLYWOOD WATCHER

7. say something else cause they look nothing alike

Posted at 6:39AM on Feb 14th 2009 by 2drk2fck

8. I can't stand Madonna!! Never have never will!

Posted at 6:40AM on Feb 14th 2009 by Isabella

9.
UUUUUhhhhhhhhh.........I don't think SOOOOOOO!!!
Come on TMZ, PLLLLLLLLLLLLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted at 6:58AM on Feb 14th 2009 by my 3 cents

10. gotta give madge props for keeping her appearance up as much as she can at her age.

Posted at 8:32AM on Feb 14th 2009 by irene gracey, size 0

11. I think the woman on the right looks lovely. She probably ACTS her age too, which is so much more attractive than the sad attempts by madge to stay "young" and relevant.

Posted at 8:53AM on Feb 14th 2009 by Hmph

12. This is Madonna without makeup.

Posted at 8:58AM on Feb 14th 2009 by K

13. If Sozzani did full on makeup, brows and hair, they would look remarkably alike. I think she looks lovely as she is though.

Posted at 9:40AM on Feb 14th 2009 by Cat

14. Looks like a slightly older Ann Coulter on the right!! Doesn't look a bit like Madonna!!! Someone, perhaps, needs to put on their glasses!

Posted at 9:43AM on Feb 14th 2009 by weesie

15. HAA. So true it does look like her. Madonna seriously needs to grow up. I'm sure she was born with an american accent. What a fake-***
LOL funny TMZ.

Posted at 10:10AM on Feb 14th 2009 by arianna