Wayne's World Chick -- Asphinctersayswhat?
She was a huge part of the flick that featured the joke, but it didn't matter yesterday -- when "Wayne's World" co-star Tia Carrere totally muttered the one word that turned her into a sphincter.
She was a huge part of the flick that featured the joke, but it didn't matter yesterday -- when "Wayne's World" co-star Tia Carrere totally muttered the one word that turned her into a sphincter.
1. FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!!HAHAHAHAHa
Posted at 11:01AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by toofastforyou!
2. She looks amazing!
Posted at 11:19AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Denise
3. Hey toofastforyou! do you realize the everybody that see you name wants to kick your F%$king teeth in because you're so Fcking annoying. Please tell me you're 12 an I'll cut you some slack. If not then Die you F%cktard. LOSER
Posted at 11:07AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Whamo
4. Didn't EVERYONE use to be a lot hotter?
Posted at 11:13AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Chucky
5. toofastforyou, I bet you're really like 5'1" and weigh about 90lb soaking wet. And you probably have buck teeth and are so disgusting that noone would ever sleep with you even if you were the last person on earth, which is why you are always on here posting you're stupid "First sucker!" crap! Get a life loser!
And now onto Tia, She is still as gorgeous as she was in the 90's. And I love watching her on Relic Hunter!
Posted at 11:34AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by what?
6. I know you only hire geniuses at TMZ so I was shocked that I would have to tell you that it is "ass sphincter says what?" What the hell is "aspincter"?
Posted at 11:40AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Eric
7. First off, #1, being the first on every post just means two things. The first being in agreement with #2, you annoying. The second being when you are always first, it means that you obviously sit around all day, every day waiting for new "stories" to pop up so you can grace all of us with your "First" proclamations. Wow, something to be really, really proud of. Your family must be very proud of you. The only thing more annoying than you as far as this TMZ stuff goes are the stories they find useful and important enough to make light of everyday.
As far as Tia Carrera goes, she's hot and I will always see her as such. Find something more important to talk about TMZ
Posted at 11:42AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by melcarek69
8. I'm glad to see that TooFastForYou is still a douche bag......lol
Posted at 11:54AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by hehehehe
9. I was thinking two fast was about 5'3 and weighs about 400 lbs and has not had a real date in 10 years. He lives on TMZ, do you know he has no life and the only teeth he collects are the candy ones from the candy store.
Posted at 11:54AM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Stupid is...as stupid does
10. Yo toofast,
If Whamo can get a rise out of a reatrd like you outside of your pathetic , annoying juvenile habit then I've got his back!
Yo WHAMOOOOO!!!
Posted at 12:06PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by We got your back, Whamo!!! Bring it, toofast!!!
11. Hey toofastforyou! A REAL Marine would have too much self-respect to sit and try to be the first to post. They actually have a life!!!
When you read these posts do you still think you're cool? You're a F$ckin D Bag... Do us all a favour and just go away!!!!
Thanks backing me up guys! Much appreciated!
Posted at 12:17PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Whamo
12. I saw Tia at lunch at Spago about 2 years ago. She is stunningly beautiful, just gorgeous.
Posted at 12:42PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by cary
13. keep up the good work tofast,you've got those idiots all pissed off & there too stupid to post any thing else!Ive got your back!
Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by lonie
14. Ms. Carrere just won a Grammy for Best Hawaiian Music Album at this year's Grammy Awards.
Posted at 1:44PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by kyleo71
15. Didn't she have an affair with Tie Domi while he was married with kids?
Posted at 2:20PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by HAAAAAAAAAAA