Great Scott! What Happened to Nick Nolte?!

3/26/2009 3:30 PM PDT
Looking like the bastard child of an Oompa Loompa and Doc Brown after a 1.21 Gigawatt explosion, a red-faced Nick Nolte emerged from a Beverly Hills sandwich shop yesterday afternoon.

Roads? Where Nick's going, they don't need roads ... and for him, that's a good thing.