


Suze... Suze... Suze dear... You've lost out on any chance of aTaco Bell endorsement; it's Pepsi not Coke.
What, you thought she was going to say Wienerschnitzel? We know Suze ain't rocking the hot dogs!
(P.S. -- Gotta love the Internet: where harmless sapphic innuendo turns into a race riot.)
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