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Cover Your Ears -- Congress Gets Nasty!

4/30/2009 5:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ever heard of apotemnophilia, coprophilia, frotteurism, klismaphilia or gerontosexuality? Thanks to Rep. Alcee Hastings, who had the embarrassing task of listing off the dirty deeds, we have.



Rep. Hastings was mocking the language used in a proposed amendment to the hate crimes bill. It's unclear exactly what the author of the amendment was actually trying to accomplish -- but it certainly frazzled Hastings.

P.S. -- Wanna know what the terms mean? You'll have to Google 'em. We can't tell you.

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yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

yeah, my doctor's got a serious case of the frotterus...-rub rub rub-... alright mr uhllig, if you're done now??

1910 days ago
32.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

scary when a 'politician' is amused and confused by the complexity of language...we ain't ordering no burgers with fries here!!

1910 days ago
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