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John Mayer's

Lipstick Jungle

5/17/2009 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

John Mayer's a smart guy ... he's good at math. He knows, even if Jennifer Aniston is hotter than any two women combined, that if he bags 14 chicks in one night ... who needs Friends?

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Mayer, and his ridiculous celebration dance, flaunted his big score last night outside of My House.

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76.

rgdownes    

He is such an attention hungry sleeze.

1987 days ago
77.

Meli    

There is NOTHING he could do that is so bad that he should date Jennifer Anniston. Why do you people at TMZ think she is God's gift to the world ? She is a very plain no talent.

1987 days ago
78.

its me    

i wonder what STD Jen caught. its not cool these days to kiss and tell. i love his music and he can do whatever he wants but he looks like an idiot here. i dont even think Jen and John had an relATIONSHIP. IT WAS NOTHING BUT PUBLICITY. THE ONLY WAY Jen gets attention is when she dates big shots . other then that the girl ain't nothing. Jen is a needy person. thats why she cant keep a guy. she wants all his attention . or if she dates a big movie star then she really loves the attention. she has nothing to offer!

1987 days ago
79.

cowbulls    

"hotter than any two women combined". Harvey needs to drug test the caption writer because he or she has lost their mind. JA was cute in her day but that day has past. Do a poll of JA versus Cindy Crawford and she loses at least 75 to 25. If you did a poll of JA against many of the younger talent, she would also lose badly.

1987 days ago
80.

anon    

The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their "relationship" was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER "break up" excuse is a joke; they have no reason to "break up" and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don't even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity...etc...Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don't understand is that she doesn't want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don't want her personal life effecting the film's gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn't. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.

1987 days ago
81.

anon    

"Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin."
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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"Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,"
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"I'll be Jennifer Aniston's (HIRED) Oscars boyfriend."
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"Bull-twitter"

1987 days ago
82.

anon    

John Mayer very insulting and arrogant behind the scenes : you don't know. He copies from males, steals their ideas and tries to rival other males. That is his focus and that is what sent him gay. RIVALRY. It is all a sexual competition between him and his brother, that he never fully resolved in his childhood. So he projects that incomplete sexual energy (with his brother) into other men : copying them, trying to outdo them by cloning them and pushing ahead...... instead making himself look artificial, desperate, stretched and vulgar

1987 days ago
83.

anon    


Jen said her life is a "man made soap opera that has been written and I’ve been assigned a certain part and everybody has their characters"

“There are moments I do get a little holed-up and I just don’t want to deal [with the attention],” she told us at a press day for her new film, “Management,” this week. “Fans I love,” she said. “[It’s] just this sort of man-made soap opera that has been written and I’ve been assigned a certain part and everybody has their characters.”

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HER PERSONAL LIFE IS NOT FOR MONEY .......that is why they are hiring people (Mayer, Vaughn. Sculfor) as career cover...... you can't make money off her REALITY ........hiring escorts as "Oscar boyfriend" is not a new trick.....Agents have done this for years and years in LA. She is "sick of it". Sick of the intrusion and does NOT want and audience for her real personal life, not does anyone. That is for LOVE NOT MONEY . Realise that you are an audience to the studio. That is why the showmances are tied to run along productions........

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“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Dam- right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go as- to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem.
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seriously.........if you are still believing this "JEN'S NEW MAN" crap, you have a short term memory loss, or must think that there is some reason all her relationships quietly fail, while the new ones are announced with capitalist vigor. There must have been 50 "JEN'S NEW MAN" since her divorce.......last week it was Bradley Cooper.......the week before it was Brad Pitt.......the week before Jen was a lesbian...... the week before Gerard Butler........the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on......

1987 days ago
84.

anon    

CAA brought Bouma in ON THE VERY LAST DAY SO SHE WOULD HAVE SOMEONE TO "APPEAR" WITH INSTEAD OF LOOKING LONELY.

A few months ago, during a brief split between the duo, Aniston's camp was shopping for potential dates. "She didn't want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around" on the promotional rounds for his release of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
Aniston "did not want to be single when her movie opened," one source said. "A friend of her agent was calling around asking for young men whom they could set her up with." But the attempt to find a replacement for Mayer was aborted when he and Aniston soon got back together.








Bradley Cooper has the approval of his family for his rumored romance with Jennifer Aniston. The only problem: he and Jennifer Aniston aren’t dating.

Despite reports this week linking him to the Friends star, the rumors are far from true, says Cooper, 34.

“I met her 3 times in my life,” Cooper, soon to star in The Hangover with Heather Graham, told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Friday at a charity poker tournament at Caesars Palace. “I’m very flattered.”

1987 days ago
85.

I Love Memphis    

I watched him in concert. He is VERY talented. So glad he got rid of the real loser Jennifer. I don't know why everyone thinks she's so beautiful. She's had so much plastic surgery done. I like that model he's going out with now. Now that's real beauty!!

1987 days ago
86.

camaguey    

Why do we glorify this unbelievable JERK?!! I can't BELIEVE Jennifer Aniston fell even one little second for this NOBODY!!!

1987 days ago
87.

Number 01    

I saw him earlier that night outside of Katsuya getting into his SUV. I was yelling Twitter at him since I had a few beers, I probably said it like 20 times, like 3 feet from him.

1987 days ago
88.

di    

I agree w/#17; he's just going out and having some fun on a Sat.nite. So what? I think his shirt is kinda of funny.

1987 days ago
89.

Pam    

what a DOUCHE...

1987 days ago
90.

Meli    

My 3rd post , too. You guys should just make it clear that if we don't think J.A. is the most fabulous, talented, glamorous human on the planet that you won't post our comments ? No free speech if the moderators don't agree with it ?

1987 days ago
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