Jack Nicholson Sleeps Around ... Town

1. Look at me, I am first. I am soooo cooolll! All you others are looosers!

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Jackoff first guy

2. First!! jack rocks

Posted at 5:09PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Asawar

3. First!! jack rocks

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Asawar

4. I am first I am first... Who is better than me? Woo hoo. I love typing that I am first.

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Jackoff first guy

5. you go Jack

Posted at 5:12PM on Aug 11th 2009 by ChuckB

6. He's fantastic. And I hope your goons didn't wake him up.

Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Darya

7. That's my boy

Posted at 5:15PM on Aug 11th 2009 by ChuckB

8. Or... is he dead?

Posted at 5:15PM on Aug 11th 2009 by wundersmack

9. He's probably a little boozy and passed out. Way to go Jack, you're still my hero!

Posted at 5:15PM on Aug 11th 2009 by John

10. When someone else sleeps on the sidewalk, he's a bum. When Jack does it, it seems cool. Even now, fat and old, he seems cool. THAT's charisma!

Posted at 5:16PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Paparazzo@frog.cc

11. He is old.

Posted at 7:19PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Mr. Death

12. I love Jack. I wish I was there.

Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Christine

13. Sleep is as natural as being awake.

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 11th 2009 by KT

14. Only Jack could get away with it. Gotta love him.

Posted at 5:29PM on Aug 11th 2009 by In Awe

15. JUST HOPE NOTHING FLIES OVER HIS OPEN CUCKOO NEST...

Posted at 5:35PM on Aug 11th 2009 by Nurse Rachted