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Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

9/17/2009 2:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Where to begin?!?

Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

1) Smiling whilst performing hard labor for beating your girlfriend is generally considered bad form.

2) Felons convicted of assault aren't ideal candidates for wielding a hand saw.

3) Employing the services of a private bodyguard seems like overkill when police have it covered.

4) Brown is using his third-wheel bodyguard to promote the T-shirts he's been twittering about. We didn't know billboards were allowed in Richmond.

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91.

REALbarbwire7    

OUTRAGEOUS!!! WHY is he allowed to have his BODYGUARD with him? I suppose if he had gone to prison, he would have had him with him, too? To keep him safe? This is outrageous! CHRIS BROWN IS A CRIMINAL. He takes his chances like every other criminal. I hope there is alot of hoopla about this. It's like spitting in the face of the law.

1870 days ago
92.

t    

Well said Marv only God can pass judgement on these young kids
I wish them both the best especially with the spewing hatred that has been presented toward them especially Chris

1870 days ago
93.

Em    

To Secret Ninja, arrgghh, for some odd reason, I'm getting dragged through the mud for things I didn't say. My posts are 85, 99 and 102. And there are two identical posts, one by "Tired" and one by "God Bless" .... I responded to the "God Bless". But I agree with you, this person is most definitely confused and dyslexic! LOL!

1870 days ago
94.

Marie    

Can you people get a life and leave this boy alone. He was WRONG!!! He has been embarrassed, had his day in court and is paying the debt society has required. Leave him ALONE!!!

1870 days ago
95.

secret ninja    

ahh, marie, you didn't get the memo? the position of riding chris' jock is filled by none other than an individual with either split or multiple personalities by the names of "God Bless" and "Tired" and soon to be officially "Dyslexic", and "Thoroughly Confused". but i am sure chris will keep your application on hold, he's got tons of them, apparently.

1870 days ago
96.

mary    

LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE.KIDS ARE YOUNG AND STUPID AT THIS AGE ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE MONEY. HE WENT THRU ALOT AS A CHILD HE NEEDS A SECOND CHANCE. I'M SURE HE'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE HITTING A GIRL BECAUSE HE IS GETTING THE COUNSELING HE NEEDS. HE SAW THINGS THAT SHOULD HAD NOT HAPPEN IN FRONT. ANGER BUILDS UP IF YOU DON'T RELEASE IT APPROPIATELY. LET HIM SMILE COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A GROWN MAN HE IS ONLY 20.

1870 days ago
97.

disturbingourcountryissoviolent    

1. You're comments on this were great...caught my attention, just as it should.

2. He's only smiling because he knows people are going to take his picture ("say cheese!!"--he is cheese)

3. After seeing the picture of Rhi Rhi and her see-through tank top and seeing these pictures, I believe this couple-who-can't-be-together-because-the-world-is watching is playing a game with each other. He's showing her through the media that he's "such a good guy". She's trying to show him what he's missing if he doesn't "fix it".

This is silly...

1869 days ago
98.

Cloris    

He doesn't have a nut sack.
He's not man enough to know what do with one....or two....

1866 days ago
99.

pookah    

I think all of the gossip reporters should mind their own business because they just make nothing out of sumthing! chris, keep your head up i'm pulling for you, i hope all is well in your world. how many ways can you say sorry? they will get over it eventually! if not f**k em! you still have a lot of fans who have already forgiven you, besides rhianna is wild and crazy and no one seem to see that.... she's no angel in this. good luck!

1862 days ago
100.

LilMizzTellsyouhowitis$    

Its wierd to smile at a time like that but a lot people just think he is doing this because he wants to but he actually has a really terrible background he was abused as a child and didn't have a father figure that is probally what caused the uncontrolled temper and the beating of rihanna he was also neglected by his mother. but i stand by him a 100% love you and GOD BE WITH YOU

1185 days ago
101.

Madmelodies    

LOL! few things http://www.madmelodies.com

869 days ago
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