Tiger Woods is reaching into George W. Bush's cabinet for help with his comeback -- the golfer has reportedly hired Dubya's former press secretary Ari Fleischer to help plan his return to golf. 
According to the New York Post, Woods has been using Fleischer in strategy sessions in Tiger's Florida home -- with one meeting taking place earlier this week.
Fleischer has famously transitioned into a high-profile sports image consultant -- and has worked with icons like Mark McGwire and the Green Bay Packers.
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While African-Americans make up 12 percent of the U.S. population, that population accounts for nearly half of all reported syphilis and chlamydia cases, more than 70 percent of all reported gonorrhea cases and about half of all new HIV infections.
And, according to CDC experts, while African-American women and men are often unwilling to get tested, doctors are often reluctant to discuss sexual health with their patients -- particularly with black male patients.
Get yourselves to a clinic for cryin out loud !
If Tiger is going to rely on a super dork like Ari Fleischer to fix his image he is in a lot of trouble. Ari has been working with Mark McGwire. How is that working for you Mark? Doesn't seem like very well. Ari Fleischer, what a joke.
Harvey can you explain why Hustler feels it has the right to have/ publish pics of Meredith Emerson? It's disgusting!
yeah im sure they are working on something allright....making sure tiger dont get caught anymore while he continues to whore himself around....
copy of a recodred conversation
ARI:okay tiger you got to keep your woody in your pants
TIGER:well thats a problem being as you can see suzie here right now taking care of business
ARI:oh is that who that is,,i thought that was ellie giving you a lap dance
TIGER:hell no,,she dont do that stuff thats why i have to be a bad tiger
ARI:well you got to put a stop to this
TIGER:okay ari here smoke some of this and she will take care of you
ARI:kool and here is something mark said would make you strong again
TIGER:oh yeah make me like superman
ARI:hey this is great she gives good lap dances
TIGER:yeah she does
ELLI:TIGER WHY IS THE DOOR CLOSED DAMMIT..WHERE ARE THOSE GOLF CLUBS
TIGER:OH OH
Get over yourself already. Chasing a stupid white ball across a pretty park isn't exacty a massive contribution to humanity. We don't care about you, go away for heavens sake!
How come after I read this story, I started to hear "I need a Jew" playing in my head?
If he can sell an illegal hegemonic invasion, war, and occupation a couple of sex sessions shouldn't be a problem.
Don't know how well Ari is going to spin for Tiger. Another mistress revealed herself today....... video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42idEAEdKnw
SPELLING WITH DARNELL JACKSON. I BE DARNELL JACKSON. TODAY WE GUNA LURN TO SPEL LIPSTIC..YOU NO. LYKE....PUTIN LIPSTIC ONA PIG!
Yes Fleischer really turned around Bush's public opinion and WOW the work he did for Mark Maguire has really turned his image around. PLUS who gives a damn about the Packers? So yeah, this looks like money well spent.
GOP is the adulter's Club of America, and who better than to help whitewash this man's anti-family behavior but the ex-head man's mouthpiece, and main poop cleaner upper.
GOP, true family values, cheat on your wife, in men's bathroom or hookers transported across state lines.
Tiger's ego nominated as balloon character for inclusion in Macy's Parade! Unfortunately, city streets are not wide enough to accomodate an ego this big.
How freaking self-important must someone be to hire professionals to polish their image? A REAL human being would mend their ways, become humble, and seek out a position FAR FROM THE PUBLIC EYE.
No, this just proves Tiger Woods has one priority: Himself. He never had "family" on his list of priorities. Never.
@ GOP PRO:
How can you see to type when Democrat Massa is snorkeling you?
Hey TMZ did you here Howard sterns wife was injured while jogging in the park. She posted a pic of her injury on her twitter page.
http://twitter.com/HowardBethStern
















