Lindsay Lohan's passport is more elusive than her natural hair color -- and now it's your job to find it so she can make her way back to the United States!

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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments"1. It's with her dignity.
Posted at 1:02 AM on May 22, 2010 by SpawnOfAzazel"
Ouch! LOL! That was good.
I hope they DON'T find it, so she Can't come back.
Leave her Skanky butt overthere.
She's such a ZERO, anyway.
We could definately do Without her Skanky rearend here.
That ,or I hope the judge throws her in the Poky, then throws the key away.
Can you say PHOOOOOEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like the silly games you guys put on here. What's with the Alcoholic's red " to-go cups?" Every drunken drivers neccessity
why do you guys get so much pleasure over someone else's demise? she doesn't give a flying f**k about any of you and you should return the favor. this is getting a little ridiculous..TMZ..this is your job, READERS...seriously, find something better to do..go open up a twitter account or something..i just don't get why you guys are all concerned about some actress/singer/druggie that you know virtually NOTHING about?
I wonder if this twit is stupid enough to bring the original passport back with her and use it sometime in the future. Everyone and their mother knows her passport wasn't "stolen".
Did ya know she has that incurable fungus on her toenails? yep? Really folks, gotta admit her bod is slamming but anyone who lets fungus happen is not cleaning properly. Too gross and fungus toes ain't no turnon. Yikes!
I was thinking where could her passport be? Then I remembered who we were talking about I think she snorted it, like the tray of "set up" blow beside her.
















