Eli Roth -- I've Finally Been Unpricked!

6/4/2010 4:17 AM PDT
Five months after a sea urchin treated Eli Roth's foot like like a Tiger Woods mistress -- and pricked the holy hell out of it -- the "Inglorious Basterds" star is finally stickler-free after a serious medical procedure.

Roth showed us his stitches in West Hollywood yesterday -- where he wasn't just talking about the gore ... he also talked about a few monsters.