Charlie Sheen -- I've Got ADVICE for Lindsay Lohan!!

By the way...WHAT was Sheen talking about at the end there?? He're a recap of what he said at the end of that audio clip "the necklace, the bracelet, the thing...Who cares...I mean...it's it's it's...they just...they just, they just...their desperate to vilify"...

OKAY WTH is he TALKING ABOUT???!!

They should just get married and move to Columbia. This way they will be out of the country away from pesky follow US laws which Lilo clearly has an issue with and they will be surrounded by cocaine plantations.

Its a win win.

They are both trying out for a new reality show-------

The Skank and the Crack Head

glass house.

I think it is a little early for Charlie to be giving advice to anyone!

Maybe if Lindsay slept with Charlie he'll give her $30,000 like he did that hooker

@33 Jeanie Charlie's dad Martin Sheen starred in Apocalypse Now, I think he has watched the film a few too many times, that was his Colonel Kurtz Marlon Brando imitation....

Thank you #20. You're the only other person besides me who recognizes that this dude was high talking to DP. No question in my mind.

@ Jeanie - you said: "By the way...WHAT was Sheen talking about at the end there?? He're a recap of what he said at the end of that audio clip "the necklace, the bracelet, the thing...Who cares...I mean...it's it's it's...they just...they just, they just...their desperate to vilify"..."Posted at 9:30 AM on Feb 16, 2011 by Jeanie

When an actor such as Charlie Sheen tries to ab-lib that is exactly what comes out of his mouth. Gibberish ....

He sounded high on something ....

"Rambling Charlie Scheen here, folks. Listen up .... I mean...it's it's it's...they just...they just, they just."

CHARLIE SHEEN PLEASE STOP TALKING. EVERY TIME YOU TALK YOU SOUND INCOHERENT AND MORE LIKE AN OLD FOOL.

Charlie, I really like you a lot! You crack me up!

Charlie and Lindsay

Twin Towers of Tweak

This is so stupid and taken so far out of context. TMZ implies the reason Charlie called Dan Patrick was to give Lohan advice, which is SOOO false. That only came up after DP joked about getting Lindsay on the show tomorrow, and then Charlie joked that if she's on, let him know, because he has advice for her.

Charlie's advice? Lets see, Charlie and Lindsay get high, constantly, and do porn. Check into some motels as father and daughter, to do porn. That could be some of his advice. Get Lindsay's mom to also do porn. That sounds like Charlie. Maybe set up a cage match between Michael and Charlie. Followed by more porn. The possiblities are endless.

all i can say on this is LOL, seriously charlie?!?! i do not think you are qualified to give advice on ANY subject!!