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Charlie Sheen Offends The Warlocks

3/2/2011 4:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A coven of real-life warlocks are BOILING at Charlie Sheen -- claiming the actor's constant use of the W-word is disrespectful to the entire male-witch community ... TMZ has learned.

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After Sheen declared himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview last week ... an actual, practicing warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts told us he's "fuming" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways."

The warlock -- named Christian Day (pictured above) -- tells us he plans to take action against the actor ... not legal action -- but magical action.

Day explains, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Day continues, "If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."

So far, no word if Charlie will accept the offer.


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mid    

You gotta give the warlock credit; he sure looks healthier than Charlie.

1245 days ago
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mikki    

This is ridiculous.

1245 days ago
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Winning    

Sorry but you're wrong, there is no other religion other than Charlie Sheen. Check the scoreboard bro. #hatefueledrage

1245 days ago
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tgrfan42069    

in other words this warlock/guy who lives in moms basement playing dungeons and dragons is trying to use sheen to get publicity

1245 days ago
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diogenes    

TMZ this is a non-story. Just have Mikey call his BFF Sheen to get another rant or two.

1245 days ago
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DjfunkmasterG    

And here I thought Charlie was nutz

1245 days ago
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rika    

Ok just to be clear....this is just a satire piece right?.

1245 days ago
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jim    

My God Levin. Have you gone this far for money? Hell has a special place for you. And hopefully, you will beat Charlie there.

1245 days ago
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Paul    

Is this weirdo wearing "Guyliner" ?? Time to grow up and move outta mommys basement,,,,just sayin

1245 days ago
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Ms_Tell    

Baaahahaha! What this is going to do is kill Charlie, cause he is going to choke with laughter!

These people are always such posers... makes them look even more ridiculous.

1245 days ago
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Vanilla Chinchilla    

Charlie's response

"BUHH RING IT!"

1245 days ago
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Lori    

OH GOOD LORD...and I thought all of the crazies were already on the comments section of these stories...

Wow, I was wrong...crazy just can't be contained huh?

1245 days ago
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Lee    

Can you say, "Desperately looking for 7 seconds of fame?"

1245 days ago
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Tammy    

A cleansing?! This getting wilder than I imagined!!

1245 days ago
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Kevin    

One good thing about a Warlock meeting is that none of them are going to be missing a date with a woman, and even if they actually had a girlfriend, probably won't be impressed that boyfriend lives in the basement of his parent's house.

1245 days ago
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