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Boehner Tells Weiner to Evacuate Prematurely

6/14/2011 2:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

House speaker John Boehner has finally taken a hard stance on the Anthony Weiner scandal ... telling reporters the Congressman should resign.

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Boehner didn't expand on the subject -- he simply gave a one word answer when asked if Weiner should step down ... that one word being, "Yes."

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991.

NOTa STARJONESsupporter!    

Letterman and Leno could use a couple of these jokes - they are HILARIOUS!!! If Anthony Weiner knew he would be the BUTT of these many jokes, he might have kept his "weiner" to himself! LOL!

1136 days ago
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R    

"Boehner presses hard against Wiener for release"

1136 days ago
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Zach    

With no protection, Boehner tells Weiner to beat it.

1136 days ago
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monty    

Boehner, not beating around weiners bush!

1136 days ago
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Mister ED    

Weiner to pull out after increasing pressure from all sides.

1136 days ago
996.

john    

This Weiner sure won't be getting a Boehner any time soon.

1135 days ago
997.

Tristan    

Boehner pressures Weiner to come clean and withdraw.

1135 days ago
998.

john    

A Weiner without his Boehner........is just a Weiner

1135 days ago
999.

Jerediah    

Weiner- "It's too hard to pull out"

that's what she said...

1135 days ago
1000.

fred johnson    

Raging Boehner pounds out limping Weimer

1135 days ago
1001.

Valerie     

Its obvious she had enough to pay for her fake ass boobs

1135 days ago
1002.

Gene     

Who would know better than Boner, er Boehner, about premature ejaculation, er I mean evacuation?! Don't Cry Boehner, Weiner will rise again! He isn't as impotent as a drunken old conservative. He will, ahem, come again, just needs to rest awhile.

1135 days ago
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Kazzy    

Boehner takes hard line on Weiner.

1135 days ago
1004.

Rose    

Greatest headline ever!

1126 days ago
1005.

Tbone    

"You say Boner, I say Bay-ner."

Oyvehhh...

"You say Weiner...I say Winer."

Whatever / Oyveh they're both d^%ks.....and embarrassments to us other Americans who have to watch the theatrics...we lost the World's respect as a Nation when these two clowns took office. One left to go..... (cry baby!)

1120 days ago
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