TMZ's Beachin' Body Contest -- Bodacious!

Katie gets my vote.

Uh, girls, your obvious boob jobs demonstrate your equally obvious lack of self esteem. Real men do not respect plastic bimbos.

Some nice bodies but the implants does not look good.

-- but beware... 'cause these photos are know to increase your heart rate!

Really, know to increase heart rate, how stupid are the people writing this sh*t. You see this all the time, which proves my point, people are definately getting dumber and dumber in this world.

why do some people..men and women.. think silicone breasts are attractive?
unless a woman has them done to
correct a problem/deformity
balance her body proportions
or replace a breast lost to cancer
to me they just show lack of awareness, education and self esteem

not sure how many PhD's there are out there with boob jobs!

at least that's what it appears like to me

Katie is a butterface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These should be your finalists: Eva, Eve, Sheena, Angelina, Amira, Chirya, Marlene and Marjani (now kiss each other), Shy (for madd originality), Bree, Arianne (nice ass and without Johnny), Katherine, Sylvie, Carol (if this is a real photo of herl), Briana, Rachel and Evie.

Love it: all the girls breaking out their 'sex' (NOT) duck lip tramp poses and the guys taking the fun route.

Don't screw up this time when picking the final five. Please . . . no fake boobs.

Which greasy over tanned narcissistic surgery enhanced moron should I vote for? It's so hard to decide! I'm just worried about it going to their heads!

I would have to concur that the women with fake breasts should be eliminated. Not to mention the ones who resemble drag queens and the real skanky looking ones.

Her boobs are proof that some doctors are just in it for the money. There's no other explanation for a doctor doing that to someone and allowing her to leave surgery looking like that! They don't even look like boobs...they look like cantaloupe halves stuffed into her chest!

no real standouts this year

Lots of beautiful women and well-muscled men. Most of you are gorgeous and natural! Exception: #26 melon boobs - geez...how much do each of those monstrosities weigh?!

And...Speedo guys....well, um... I am blushing!

The third one looks like she actually works out to get her awesome body, whereas #1 probably started off as some plastic surgery receptionist, boned the doc and paid for implants, lipo, etc. Also, go back to Victorville with those skunk highlights and 2002 called and wants its belly button ring back.