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Sylvester Stallone

My Pen Is Ridiculously Ugly

11/12/2011 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Sylvester Stallone has successfully crafted an unforgettable pen -- unfortunately, it's only unforgettable for its uniquely, umm ... ugly looks. Oh, and it costs $5,000!

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16.

LiveOutLoud    

That's the devil's pen, of course it's ugly

974 days ago
17.

Ty    

The taste of a 5y old.

974 days ago
18.

Frito     

It looks like he collaborated with Ed Hardy.

974 days ago
19.

buzz kill    

5K to Stallone is chump change, I'll stick with a bic. Who cares what he spends his money on? Its his money he earned it. I like his movies better than his pen though.

974 days ago
20.

twag    

I just looked up the cost and the cheap one is 5000.00..the one he is hold is 69,000.00...thats nuts......

974 days ago
21.

nun yourbusiness    

What, is this guy on your payroll? He needs to stab himself in the eye with that ulgy ass pen!

974 days ago
22.

jackmama311    

kim k promises to sign all of her divorces with this pen.

974 days ago
23.

Shadow    

the pen is fabulous and YOU GUYS HAVE NO IMAGINATION.

974 days ago
24.

What    

The only thing that's ugly about that pen, is the price in this economy.

974 days ago
25.

Byron Green    

whats a pen for ????????????????????????/

974 days ago
26.

Chrissie    

Sly Stallone uses a p-nis pump in order to get it up. Years of steroid abuse killed his stamina. He had the pump implant done long before Viagra even existed. I think that's hilarious.

973 days ago
27.

Emilio    

The skull on the pen looks like his mother

973 days ago
28.

Jay W.     

Is Sly needing cash?

972 days ago
29.

BluntBlowa    

why has no one commented that they censored The great work of Michelangelo's David in the beginning of the video, really tmz wtf

907 days ago
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