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TMZ TV1/20/2012 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Model Jordan Carver Slightly Concealed Weapons

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German model Jordan Carver's incredible assets are so large ... there oughta be a law -- and turns out there is ... sorta. Not that you care ... just enjoy the video. 

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thehoch:  35 days ago

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Baby Im Coming:  35 days ago

OOOOOOh baby Im coming.....

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Kaffee:  34 days ago

That is so not right. Just wrong. Who does that to their self?

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MIDNIGHT TOKER:  34 days ago

those are so gross..nice small perky boobs are so much better..after gravity starts pulling on them jugs it gets really gross I imagine.fat girls go home

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miss scott:  34 days ago

ANY woman who does THIS to herself has some major issues that lie within.
1) It looks horrible
2)UN NATURAL

No intelligent, good hearted guy likes women women who look like this. If I were a guy, id just fk it and leave it. This kinda girl is so screwed up inside that you dont bring it home to meet mama! I got a chick like that at my gym, and its actually funny to watch her walk back and forth. Its funny to watch guys check her out, the boobs are about twice the size of her head. GIRLS, PLEASE STOP GETTING FAKE TITS.NATURAL IS BEST EVEN IF ITS SMALL.

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jay w. :  34 days ago

Better have a snorkel handy if your playing with her.

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Obama is a Socialist:  34 days ago

@miss scott is kinda right... I'll take a fit, tone, a-cup any day of the week over some bolt-ons... But Jordan looks good. mmm mmm mmm.

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FloridaGirl:  34 days ago

She's got to have back problems! It can't be a picnic carrying those around, sleeping, trying to find a shirt that fits,tying your shoes and have everyone starring at them all the time. After she gets tired of the attention, she should down size to a C.

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Logan R:  34 days ago

All win, All day!!

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cbucks:  34 days ago

Large? Back problems? How about Norma Stitz,the Guinness book world record largest natural breasts? Probably no choice but to make a career of showing them.

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IceGypsy:  34 days ago

Double JJ?? OMG! Why would someone do that to themselves? I have natural DD and it kills my back sometimes. Never mind D-Js. They are going to have to start filling those things with helium lol

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Jody:  34 days ago

Trashy

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Stormy:  34 days ago

OH HELL YA I WOULD MOTORBOAT THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL BREASTESES!!

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sk :  34 days ago

Handnupmyass`ryn TacoTex [seat] CONTRIBUTE

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peoplearesilly:  34 days ago

For crying out loud. They aren't even EVEN and look so fake. I guess some stupid men get into this look? Go figure.

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