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Model Jordan Carver

Slightly Concealed Weapons

1/20/2012 3:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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German model Jordan Carver's incredible assets are so large ... there oughta be a law -- and turns out there is ... sorta. Not that you care ... just enjoy the video. 

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thehoch    

Thanks for the mammaries!

946 days ago
2.

Kaffee    

That is so not right. Just wrong. Who does that to their self?

946 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

those are so gross..nice small perky boobs are so much better..after gravity starts pulling on them jugs it gets really gross I imagine.fat girls go home

946 days ago
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SURFCOWBOY    

ANY woman who does THIS to herself has some major issues that lie within.
1) It looks horrible
2)UN NATURAL

No intelligent, good hearted guy likes women women who look like this. If I were a guy, id just fk it and leave it. This kinda girl is so screwed up inside that you dont bring it home to meet mama! I got a chick like that at my gym, and its actually funny to watch her walk back and forth. Its funny to watch guys check her out, the boobs are about twice the size of her head. GIRLS, PLEASE STOP GETTING FAKE TITS.NATURAL IS BEST EVEN IF ITS SMALL.

946 days ago
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Jay W.     

Better have a snorkel handy if your playing with her.

946 days ago
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Logan R    

All win, All day!!

946 days ago
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cbucks    

Large? Back problems? How about Norma Stitz,the Guinness book world record largest natural breasts? Probably no choice but to make a career of showing them.

946 days ago
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IceGypsy    

Double JJ?? OMG! Why would someone do that to themselves? I have natural DD and it kills my back sometimes. Never mind D-Js. They are going to have to start filling those things with helium lol

946 days ago
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Jody    

Trashy

946 days ago
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sk     

Handnupmyass`ryn TacoTex [seat] CONTRIBUTE

946 days ago
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peoplearesilly    

For crying out loud. They aren't even EVEN and look so fake. I guess some stupid men get into this look? Go figure.

946 days ago
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Jessica    

nasty!!!!!!!!!!

946 days ago
13.

Haddock    

She is perfect !!!

I like it big... SO WHAT???

886 days ago
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Haddock    

Absolutely awesome !

885 days ago

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