
Some amazing Kate Upton video taught the TMZ staff a hard lesson about patience -- something you obviously have if you're still reading ... instead of watching the video. Stupid.
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Yawn... Anna Nicole Smith ca. 1993?
I bet she "loves Marilyn Monroe because we're so much alike (baby voice giggle)", too.
There must be a factory somewhere in China where they mass-produce these bimbos because the supply is apparently unlimited.
LoL I just stood in front of my mirror sans my clothes and jumped up and down. I'm not famous but my boyfriend was thrilled. Lmao
Such a good looking girl,she probably smells like roses...I think this is the first positive thing I said in 3 years on TMZ LOL,I can't think of 1 bad thing to say about her...I will try but because she is rich and I am not
The girl's hot, but why show all those tools talking to each other? Cut the nerds and go straight to the chick.
is Kate Upton a porn star? She's always taking her clothes off, she's like a Kaedishian. Really dirty and gross. I just don't get it, what has she done other than act like a hooker that has made her so famous?
she just jumped the shark on her own self. now, instead of smokin hot, she just seems utterly desperate. #stupidgirlproblems
So much hate going on in here.I bet half of u water buffalo's women in here wish you look like her,put the hotdog down do some sit ups ladies
She's cute and I always hear her name mentioned on TMZ, but I actually had to google her to see why she is so famous. Tower Heist, Tosh.0 & doing hula hoops in a bikini? She must have the greatest publicist in the world!
what ever you're paying the voice over guy, it's not enough. He makes the clips and the night time show.
WTF?? This gal is NOT thick !! Unlike the bones and fake bumps out in La La Land she looks great !!
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