Heidi Klum Hey Seal, Read My Shirt And Weep!

10/23/2012 12:02 AM PDT

Heidi Klum has some choice words for her ex, Seal -- and you can see 'em all over her chest (like you weren't looking). Yes, it's Harv's not-so-crazy-relatively-speaking ... Heidi tees theory.

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