TMZ Live(0:00) We obtained audio of Lindsay Lohan going nuts on the set of "The Canyons" -- which includes harsh jabs at her co-star James Deen. Deen calls into the show ... and explains what it was really like on set with her. Plus ... Evan asks him if he ever banged Lindsay. You gotta hear this.
(10:00) Sharon Osbourne attacks Lady Gaga for attack Kelly Osbourne for ripping Lady Gaga about her weight ... you follow? Somebody in the mix is a huge hypocrite.
(14:00) A Justin Bieber look-alike wants everyone to know it wasn't him in the pictures we obtained of Justin smoking week. So... thanks for clearing that up.
(18:00) Quentin Tarantino explodes on a reporter for asking him if movie violence and real violence are tied together ... the same day he was snubbed for a Oscar nomination for best director. Coincidence, much?
(24:00) Britney Spears may be headlining in Las Vegas -- which would make her a few decades younger than the usual Vegas performer. Can she handle such a heavy task?
(29:00) Beyonce releases photos of her in a bikini after everyone accused her of having her GQ photos airbrushed. But there's a catch ... you never see Bey's face in the photo. Oh yeah, it's conspiracy time.
(33:00) Much respect for Demi Lovato -- she's taking her sobriety so seriously that she's been staying in a sober living home all year. Kudos.
(36:00) Kate Middleton's first official portrait has been commissioned -- and it's hideous. Seriously, you gotta see this thing.
(38:00) The floor is yours!