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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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mrharrybawls2012    

"Next, if we take some pictures of me turning the pages, then it will really make people think I can read..."

418 days ago
32.

Alexjhandro    

After all those years... It turns out DMX was reading the Law Book upside down!

418 days ago
33.

Enough    

I don't see Kanye ANYWHERE in here!

418 days ago
34.

Alexjhandro    

After all those years... It turns out DMX was reading law books upside down.. Oops! The arrests aren't his fault after all. Darn books!

418 days ago
35.

mrharrybawls2012    

"Oh look honey....it says here on page 136 that the entire staff of TMZ is going to Hell."

418 days ago
36.

Truth is    

*Oops, bible's upside down*

418 days ago
37.

Enough    

Over half way through and there's STILL no Kanye in here!

418 days ago
38.

lws422    

This bible better not be the decision factor! Ima smack myself right straight back to hard knocks...please jayz speak like my preacher.

418 days ago
39.

Jenbear123    

Dmx reminded me of a real life Tyrone biggums (Chappell show)

418 days ago
40.

Seattlegirl222    

"Wait! You're not supposed to pee on people??? Crap!"

418 days ago
41.

mrharrybawls2012    

DMX decided to buy the TMZ version of The Bible which had a story on Lindsay Lohan on every second page and numerous ads on how to make quick money on the internet.

418 days ago
42.

keepnit4real    

lets see john 20:31 zzzzzzz

418 days ago
43.

Greg    

Who the hell let tmz in my house when trying to sleep

418 days ago
44.

Enough    

RRRINGG! (Kanye)-Yo! (DMX)-You ain't in here, you liar. (Kanye)-Where? (DMX)-The Bible, you wannabe! (Kanye)-Sure I am. Go back to the first page. You there yet? (DMX)-Yeah! So! It says "Genesis" and that ain't you, either! (Kanye)-No, no, no, turn back until you get to the first page after the cover. Now, what's it say? (DMX)-"Property of L.A. County Jail...Donated by Kanye West." (TMZ)-We broke the story! We broke the story!

418 days ago
45.

Greg    

I know I can find something in this Bible to tell the Judge

418 days ago
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