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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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106.

O.G. Native    

What would jusus do cause I'm gonna do the opposite!!!

310 days ago
107.

Southflgirl    

"Quick, take the picture for the media. It's burning my hands"

310 days ago
108.

jjtk    

damn no file in here

310 days ago
109.

Aaron    

thou shalt not WHAT!!!

310 days ago
110.

Azi    

" Until I find this Gideon dude, I'll try to decipher his code book. "

310 days ago
111.

Edwood    

DMX, TMZ, KFC, DUI, PCP, I gotta start memorizing four letters at a time.

310 days ago
112.

terrence    

DMX, is doing the best thing he could be doing, not only reading The Bible. He's keeping his relationship with the one we all need to keep a relationship with, regardless of our shortcomings. Think about this, if the book DMX is reading is true as i believe it is. Alot of people go wish they were reading The Bible themselves. Think about it, eternity is forever, wont be laughing at Bible readers then

310 days ago
113.

Tmzfinest    

Y

310 days ago
114.

Adam Hurt    

After bible study, can I ride the pink scooter? i promise to stay in the driveway.

310 days ago
115.

nursegoodbody    

Caption should read: Done lost my mind, up in here, up in here.........

310 days ago
116.

Tmzfinest    

Same Bible, Different verse! And imma still rock the Same cuffs for a different bust. So what must i do to show you that its real and i aint never give a what how Jesus feel?

310 days ago
117.

Edwood    

This Paula Dean cookbook has lots of typos, guess how she spells vinegar?

310 days ago
118.

Squatting Thunder    

Halfway through this here book and still no bitches and ho-s.

310 days ago
119.

Larrrrrrrrrrr    

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

310 days ago
120.

Larrrrrrrrrrr    

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

310 days ago
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