Stacy Keibler Secret Marriage Cures Post-Clooney Blues

3/11/2014 12:02 AM PDT

Stacy Keibler shocked everyone by actually marrying Jared Pobre ... aka the first guy she hooked up with after George Clooney -- so, maybe the Cloons' magic stick isn't as magical as we thought?

Nah, that makes no sense. Gotta be some other explanation.