Pa-Mullet Anderson's New Do Check Out My Canadian Passport!

3/13/2015 12:00 AM PDT

Business in the front ... party in the back -- that's Pamela Anderson's new motto these days.

The former Baywatch babe debuted her new 'do in L.A. on Thursday...

... but is it more of a don't?

Joe Dirt, is that you?

Just some mudflaps -- nothing to see here.

Feast your eyes on Pam's neckwarmer in all its glory!