Kurt Russell's Incredible Lip Rug CAUTION: May Cause Loss Of Manhood

4/1/2015 12:01 AM PDT

With 80 degree weather and tons of traffic, Tuesday started off like any other day in Los Angeles... that is, until Kurt Russell was photographed with the most incredible mustache we've ever seen ... making every male question their manhood. 

Take a close up and gritty look at "The Thing" you'll probably never have. 

Oh Hello There Mr. Russell

Goldie Hawn's Handlebar

The Over The Shoulder Stache

The Prickly Pushbroom

Kurt's Cookie Duster

Zoomin' In On The Zone

Now Take a Long Look at What a Real Man Looks Like