Wale I Want Taylor Swift and the Biebs for XMAS!!!

12/25/2015 8:21 AM PST

Wale had a lot to drink at the Roxy, and when he left he revealed his XMAS wish list, and it's hysterical.

It's hard to know if he's mocking Bieber, Swift and company, but it doesn't matter.  He's just so funny.

He does, however, seem seriously on the hunt for white girls!