Vladimir Putin -- 2016 Calendar ... Hook Me Up

Vladimir Putin wants you to gaze at him every day in 2016, and a new calendar will facilitate just that.

Check out the 12 months of Putin ... showing him with a range of poses and emotions. He fishes shirtless and he caresses dogs.

He also loves his women ... "I like all Russian women. I think Russian women are the most talented and the most beautiful."

October is ominous ... "No one will succeed in gaining military superiority over Russia."

But November is warm and fuzzy ... "Dogs and I have very warm feelings for one and other."