The box-office smash "Transformers" has been, er, retooled -- into a group of sexually reassigned crimefighters called The TransGenders! Zarf, is that you?!
Brooklyn director/writer/performer Greg Scarnici, the biological man behind the hysterical Beyonce and Fergie music video parodies, has turned his wigged-out talents toward the summer blockbuster, creating a trailer for "The TransGenders" movie -- that does not exist!
Watch as the "he/shes in disguises" take their estrogen and fight "the evil forces of the Republicans" -- without the help of Janice Dickinson, Donatella Versace ... or even Courtney Love!